A chemical combination consisting of a woman's uteral lining and blood as a result of her period accompanied by intercourse. Often described as black gummy bears in folklore.
Dude 1- Yooo dude what's that black shit all over your balls?
Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.
Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
Dude 2- Oh yeah, that's just some left over blooterus that splattered on me after having sex with mah girl.
Dude 1- Oh word? I feel you.
by Yoey14 January 7, 2012
Get the Blooterus mug.Someone who blooms like a flower.
Usually someone who spreads positive energy and good vibes.
Sometimes used instead of Boomer, with the same meaning, but with a positive connotation.
Is usually NOT an offensive term.
Usually someone who spreads positive energy and good vibes.
Sometimes used instead of Boomer, with the same meaning, but with a positive connotation.
Is usually NOT an offensive term.
by Rubya_òzvj April 14, 2022
Get the Bloomer mug.Truffle Blooder is when you have sexual intercourse with your
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.
lady towards the end of her menstrual cycle. The reddish/tan buttery substance
around her pussy is truffle blooder.
Homie 1: Hey man, my girl been on her rag fo 5 days now and I
was tryna beat
Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave
was tryna beat
Homie 2: So did you?
Homie 1: Yeah, Got some truffle blooder tho cause she waddnt
finished with that crimson wave
by Pansithero April 14, 2015
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by hoeshmoe May 21, 2007
Get the bloober mug.You aim for her vagina, but accidentally sticks your penis in her pooper.
Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)
Some scholars argue that Pooper Bloopers are a form of Surprise Buttsecks, however this definition has yet to be acceptet by the American Anal Association (AAA)
Girl: thats right baby, give it to me
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!
Audience: hahahaha
Man: fo shizzle bitch
Girl: go for it
*sound of penis entering colon*
Girl and Man: hahaha, that sure was a pooper blooper!
Audience: hahahaha
by rick james has a new email March 22, 2010
Get the Pooper blooper mug.A Mario Kart Wii item made of Fail and AIDS, which squirts ink on the screens of all drivers ahead of you, supposedly making it harder to see. It's nearly useless against decent human opponents.
I was in 8th and was ready to get a Gold Mushroom or a Star or something to catch up on the final lap, and what do I get? A freakin' blooper. And to make matters worse this guy zoomed by me with a Bullet Bill, so I got 9th.
by HeavyD2 August 2, 2009
Get the blooper mug.a bloody booger, atrociously picked by by persons with little regard for hygiene or interpersonal communication
"You meet the new programmer?"
"Nope, I refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils."
"Nope, I refuse to shake the hand of any person who can mine a blooger of such scale out of his nostrils."
by Te Nyenhuis October 30, 2008
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