1)A lifeless and motionless piece of floating jelly, usually this creature moves up and down with a jerking movement. This entertaining species can be located in Peterborough, UK, goes by the name of a special someone from the eastern village of Glinton.
2) A fishy period
2) A fishy period
by mikey92 April 19, 2009
Get the blobfish mug.Something said as an after thought, either approving of something or not agreeing. Also used to show surprise, or mock somebody/something.
Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.
Has developed into many different variations (such as bloofies, bloofers, doosh, blam) in order to fit into context or to include variety.
Example 1:
Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)
Shawn: Bloof!
Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)
Shawn: Bloofers!
Example 2:
*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*
Matt: Blam.
Shawn: What?
Matt: My ex just walked in dude!
Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.
Matt: Is this? (pointing to 24 pack of good beer he just bought)
Shawn: Bloof!
Matt: Is this!? (pointing to a micro brew keg)
Shawn: Bloofers!
Example 2:
*at the bar...an ex girlfriend walks in...*
Matt: Blam.
Shawn: What?
Matt: My ex just walked in dude!
Shawn: Ba-blam! Let's bounce.
by rockstar myers October 27, 2011
Get the bloof mug.An African-American homosexual male who otherwise fits the definition of a twink. Generally hangs around white heterosexual females and knows a lot about hair and nail care, and love sparkly formfitting outfits.
Guy: "Who the fuck was that guy you were having lunch with?"
Girlfriend: "Don't worry about Eric, he's a total blomo."
Girlfriend: "Don't worry about Eric, he's a total blomo."
by kdeezy20 June 20, 2008
Get the blomo mug.The awkward silence after someone has made a joke which is not funny (thus ruining any chance of further conversation).
by charleskirtk April 21, 2011
Get the Blofeld mug.Much like an angry pirate, executed during fellatio the male will pull out his member before ejaculation. Jabbing it firmly into her eye, this will give her the black eye-patch look of the 'Angry Pirate'... Unlike the Angry Pirate the male must have a Prince Albert piercing to execute the 'Angry Blofeld', when jabbed in the eye the woman will receive a scratch as well as the bruising. This will leave the angry woman looking like the scarred-eyed James Bond villain Ernst Stavro Blofeld (the one with the cat/ Doctor Evil/ Scar from The Lion King).
Well i wanted it to be special so i tried the Angry Pirate on her... Unfortunately i left my cock piercing on so it ended up a nasty Angry Blofeld...
by Totalplonka August 1, 2010
Get the Angry Blofeld mug.a lethargic good for nothing piece of rock that just takes up space; if punched in the belly, multi-flavored jolly ranchers pop out of his mouth. What a treat!
I'm thirty but I don't have money on me to buy a drink. Maybe if I bloofed this soda machine, goodies will pop out.
Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.
Every girl wants to marry a good boy. Make sure to study hard so you don't end up with a Bloof.
by e_e August 30, 2006
Get the Bloof mug.originally accidental but now intentional misspelling of rofl. simply a more exaggerated, ridiculous, and completely meaningless phrase that serves the save purpose as rofl or lol.
by crapppppppp May 29, 2007
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