blode

The main character of Rathergood.com's "Tales from the Blode"

"How will we get to the seaside?" asked the centipide. "In my U-boat, of corse!" responed Blode.

by Ben the All-mighty Panda February 12, 2004

blorgenstein

an exclamation used in a time of distress and annoyance

My calculater broke....BLORGENSTEIN!!!

by mxb418 December 13, 2008

Bloggeries

A synonym for blog posts.

I read about Urban Dictionary in a few bloggeries on the internet.

by JohnCh December 9, 2008

Bodger

Someone who is over-confident when it comes to fixing something and usually creates a much larger problem. They will also blame it on an unrelated issue after messing it up.

Brad: "I can fix the toilet easily"
George: "Ok mukka"
5 mins
George: "What have you done you have made it worse. You are such a bodger!"
Brad: "Vibrations init"

by Ch1cker April 8, 2021

The Freeway Blogger

A chubby fellow with idiotic political beliefs who believes that he is making a difference by posting pointless signs along the freeways of California. He is also frequents bath houses in between his postings.

The Freeway Blogger posted some signs the other day, right before snacking and hanging out with his boyfriend.

by JacksonvilleFan415 August 3, 2008

bodger

1. Anyone who creates objects (machines, vehicles, buildings , etc.) from a mishmash of found or improvised materials

2. An expert in bodging: bodge

3. An unorthodox hobbyist or artist whose body of work has been hobbled together from garbage or materials used in ways that deviate from their intended pupose

Every bodger knows that PVC pipe and duct tape are two most important resources on Earth.

You can commonly find bodgers in their natural habitat: hardware stores, dumpsters, and junkyards.

by mechabyrd January 18, 2006

blogger

A person with a laptop, an ax to grind, and their virginity

Steven Colbert: "And in case you don't know a blogger is a person with a laptop, an ax to grind ... and their virginity"

by Miguel Gigante January 2, 2009