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Blooming flower

When a male pushes the head of his penis down into the shaft and keeps pinchning it down until the shaft almost disappears into the ball sack, then you let go and the penis blooms like a flower. Recommend only attempting when fully flacid.
Man my uncle did an amazing blooming flower last night after dinner, our whole family was so impressed.
by Loudeezy October 29, 2021
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bloomington north high school

A school where teachers don't give a fuck, you can also occasionally find a person doing heroin in the parking lot and not to mention an occasional fight breaks out before 8am
by The truth professor September 23, 2021
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Bleaming

To blissfully dream, essentially Blissful and Dreaming put together, Bleaming!
“Time goes by pretty fast when I’m bleaming.”
by VespidPluto0367 January 22, 2022
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Blooming Onion

The act of Oral Sex with The Candy Pop Rocks activated on the shaft of the penis.
Oh man she gave a me a good blooming onion
by lilomelet68 June 28, 2023
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Blaming the beasts

A term used amongst players of the Guilty Gear game franchise to describe the actions of a person who, in their eyes, is choosing to complain about the game and its features rather than improving.

Originates in reference to the round into speech, with the full line being "Mankind knew they could not change society, so instead of reflecting on themselves, they blamed the beasts"

As such, it's also a way of telling a person to go reflect on their style of playing and reconsider themselves.
"How is Nagoriyuki high tier? He actively kills himself when using his tools?"

"Bro is blaming the beasts"
by Encad August 3, 2023
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fart blaming

When someone farts and blames it on someone else, usually a smaller child or someone that can not represent or defend themselves in the accusation.
Alice, you are totally fart blaming our son. You know you did it and not him.
by Millertime99 November 21, 2020
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blooming flower

This is the term most commonly used to describe the act of swiftly pulling your penis out of your partners rectum, thus causing the inner tissue to "bloom" outward; producing what appears to be a flesh colored flower blooming from the anus
How was your time in prison?

It wasn't too bad except for the day Bubba gave me a blooming flower after dropping the soap.
by Morgan Candlelight April 10, 2009
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