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squad blocking

When someone outside of your squad gets between you and your squad.
"Dude, you can't just push between us like that. That's squad blocking."
by Nim Mizu May 2, 2015
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Blue Blocking

When a person blocks or prevents another from getting any blues. Purposely preventing someone from smoking and getting well because they are always looking for a hand out or freebies. They usually have 1 or more fronts already out, which they never seem to remember but You Know They Do! Usually resulting with them paying late or not paying at all.
"Hey, what did you do this weekend?"

"Man, I spent the weekend Blue Blocking a bunch of broke ass hoes trying to take advantage of my mother's good nature." "I told em to not come back too, unless they had some money and I swear to God if it's all in change, that shit better be pre rolled. I'ma weight that shit too, make sure they ain't trying to jew me, ya dig." "I told em do that and then I'll give em some Blues."

I had to Blue Block Karen when she came over, she didn't have any money and still owed for the blues I gave her last week.
by Written by Love February 19, 2023
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Beaching a turd

To begin beaching a turd, simply turn the water off at a friends house, flush his toilet, and shit in it. It will create the effect of a beached whale. Be sure to let the turd dry before telling anyone.
So I was at this party, right? And i went to the bathroom and beached a turd. No one suspected a thing. Beaching a turd was fun.
by Danza Goosby February 29, 2008
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cock-blocking

When a guy or a friend tries to get with a girl your talking to, hence, "Cock-blocking". Keeping you from getting a piece of ass.
"Dont be cock-blocking me from my girl you fag!"
by Johnny B September 3, 2003
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Rebecca Blacking It

When you make a really terrible video and put it on youtube.
Making a video about pointless shit.
Friend 1: Wow did you see that terrible video posted on Youtube the other day?
Friend 2: Yeah! That girl was totally Rebecca Blacking it!
by rosebud8888 April 16, 2011
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blogthings

a site that is so pointless and stupid that it is fun to play with. quizzes and _____ name-generators. gives links to let you post your results on your blog or whatever.
bored person 1: i'm so bored.
bored person 2: let's go play on blogthings!
bored person 1: okay.
should i do the irish name-generator or should i find out witch nationality to date?
bored person 2: do both!
bored person 1: it says i should date a swede.
bored person 2, who is not so bored anymore: post it on your myspace!
bored person 1, who is not so bored anymore: okay!
by green_girl_clap March 20, 2008
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Hog blocking

When someone in halo 3 take's the position on a warthog that you called before the game starts
Halopwner:I call warthog gunner DONT TAKE IT YOU NOOBS

pope of Africa:what ever dude, you suck anyway

(game start's pope of Africa tAkes warthog and betrayes halopwner)

halopwner:YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP HOG BLOCKING

pope of Africa:I just did bitch go rush with the assult rifle while I clean house
by Pope of Africa January 4, 2010
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