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Sex bike

A bicycle where instead of a regular seat would be, a reciprocating dildo is installed. The faster one pedals, the faster the dildo moves up and down.
Emily was extremely horny but wanted to ride her bike to the park for some exercise, so she hopped on her new Sex Bike and took care of business.
by Johnny Hash80 September 15, 2016
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biker shorts

A Played out urban female fashion statement of the late 80's and early 90's that led to alot of teenage pregnancies.
Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.
"Sweatin all the bitches inthe biker shorts!"

Ice Cube - N.W.A "Gangsta Gangsta"
by dwayne May 12, 2004
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Blake's Hitch

Hey man close your legs, I just saw your blake's hitch.
by Raider1987 April 6, 2008
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bike polo

Polo played on bicycles. Played either hard-court (relatively new) or on grass (over 100 years of tradition), there is dispute over weather the sport originated in India or Ireland. Two teams try to bat a tiny soccer ball through opposing goal posts without dabbing their feet on the ground.
All's fair in love, war and bike polo.
by reZzreZz March 2, 2008
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Bike Sherpa

Someone capable of carrying a ridiculous amount of cargo while riding their bicycle, usually with a cigarette dangling from their mouths.
Did you see that guy carrying 6 cases of empties, an old television, three boxes of Lucky Charms a mannequin and a cage with a cockatiel in it? He's a total Bike Sherpa.
by Wilbur McTicklebottom July 15, 2009
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bike boner

A bike boner is what a cyclist gets when they see a very nice bicycle either on the road, in a shop or locked to a bike rack.

In most cases it is a bicycle that they themselves cannot afford.
A hipster would see a fixie all decked out in radical ironic colors and totally pop a bike boner.

A Performance Cyclist would see a Trek or Cervelo decked out with all the most unnecessarily expensive components and get a raging spandex bike boner.

A Cross-Country cyclist would see panniers, saddlebags and fenders and erect a towering bike boner.
by fireproofpants October 3, 2010
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bikeroiding

Lance Armstrong won 7 Tour de France in a row, but it was later discovered that he had been bikeroiding.
by DanielUW August 24, 2012
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