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Bleeding like a stuck pig

Way back when, piggies would be stuck with a slaughtering knife in order to bleed out well, hence the expression, "Bleeding like a stuck pig."
"Cheese and rice! Jimmy got hit hard with that baseball! He was bleeding like a stuck pig!"
by von.dutch September 11, 2006
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nose bleed

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.
Being confronted with a naked Ryoko and Ayaka, Tenchi couldn't help his nose bleed
by Tal April 17, 2005
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Free Bleed

When you're on your period and instead of yamming a chunk of cotton up your vagine or wearing a diaper you just let your blood free flow .
"Hey girl do you need a tampon to shove up there ? " ... " No thanks I'm free bleeding and it feels great ! "
by fowlmouthedfeminist October 4, 2018
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old enough to bleed, old enough to breed

A phrase, usually used to be crude, indicating the age by which a girl should be having sex. "Old enough to bleed" refers to the age a girl begins menstruation, usually around 12, but can be between 8 and 16 years of age. "Old enough to breed" means that when she mensrtruates she can have children, but of course she can not have children unless she has sexual intercourse.

Another way to rephrase this is "if she has started getting her period, she is old enough to have sex". Of course in many cultures, a girl is usually under the age of consent when she begins her period, so the result could be statuory rape. However, the female body begins menstruation earlier than the age of consent because years and years ago, humans did not live long, so it was necessary for the survival of the the species. For example, during the Roman Empire, the average life expectancy was 22 years.

Pheromones released during ovulation attract males to females who are able to bare children and cause them to become erect and desire intercourse with the ovulating female, so before civilization imposed restrictions on human sexuality, females would become sexually active when the began ovulating. While this is not a justification to have sex with underaged girls, it does explain why human females are able to have children long before society permits them to have sex.

At face value, the phrase states the obvious truth that once she begins menstruation, she can begin to have children, but as stated above, this is not how the phrases is commonly used.
Overheard at a junior high school party:

"I can't believe you went all the way with Sally, she's only 12!"

"Yeah, well, you know what they say... 'old enough to bleed, old enough to breed'. She was hot and horny too, you know."
by BRD April 10, 2006
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bleedubbin

What you are doing after you have gotten ready to go out and there is still some time left to kill before you leave.
Hey, is Caleb out of the shower yet?

Yeah, he's downstairs bleedubbin until we are ready to go.
by chet kostoff November 14, 2011
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Bleeding Steamer

When a female places a piece of saran wrap over your mouth and drops a duece on it, then removes her full tampon and lets the blood run over the shit. In Canada this is also know as a "Brent Dewinter"
This ho last night gave me my first bleeding steamer, it was awesome!! I looked like the Joker ate a klondike bar!!
by Zach Hammer August 1, 2013
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bleedge

by Nick64 November 12, 2013
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