blessposting

To shitpost about your sexuality or depression, and then delete the post immediately after

I almost got a screenshot of Jason blessposting, but he deleted it too fast

by MeGusta November 1, 2016

Bless Me

A term used when you sneeze and nobody says, "bless you," resulting in the sneezer requiring to bless themselves.

Jesse: "ACHOO!"
Everyone else: .... Silence.....
Jesse: ..... Fine. Bless me. Thanks everyone.

by Iamtired543445 May 19, 2013

Good Morning and God Bless

A morning ritual where you eat breakfast and drink your coffee in the bathroom whilst taking a shit.

Hila: Ethan I need the bathroom
Ethan: GOOD MORNING AND GOD BLESS

by olliedidthis May 23, 2018

blessthefall

The most kickass happy hardcore/post hardcore band you will find. Insane guitar riffs, great vocals, they're the sex.

xcore dancer: Dude, fucking blessthefizzle is coming to town!!!
associate: sweet ass! blessthefall!?!?! we're going.
xcore dancer: Yeah dude, blessthefall is the best to dance to.

by XxcoredancerxX October 11, 2006

God bless you God

This is a humorous way to be thankful for the positives of nature, summer rain, love...

God bless you God, for sending each man a woman!

by I, Wreckerrr January 25, 2021

Bless your heart

1. This is a term used by the people of the southern United States particularly near the Gulf of Mexico to express to someone that they are an idiot without saying such harsh words.

2. "You are an idiot but I like you and care about you so I dont want to hurt your feelings."

Little Billy: I am 6 years old (only holds up 4 fingers)
Scarlet: Oh honey, bless your heart, but that's only 4 fingers.
Little Billy tries again: I am 6 years old (this time holds up the same 4 fingers and 4 more on the other hand)
Scarlet: Child....Bless you and your momma's heart.

by BigJason March 5, 2009

bless the fall

absolutely NOTHING.
if you're looking for the band,
try searching "blessthefall"
NO SPACES DAMMIT!

"who the fuck is bless the fall? it's blessthefall!"

by super asian porno October 23, 2007