blahaj

shark plushie from ikea (blahaj = blue shark) that is an icon within the trans/LGBTQIA+ community. is very cuddly and fluffy, and he is love and he is life. yes, i am writing this with my blahaj in my arms :D

common nicknames include shonk, haj, smolhaj (for the smaller varient), and probably many more.

me: “my blahaj only arrived on thursday (feb. 2nd) but he is already the greatest thing ever. he has gone on a car ride buckled in, helped me with homework AND eaten ice, chocolate cake and cheesy rice crackers. i do not need anything else. he is best shonk.”

by monkeymoo ✨ February 4, 2023

blah ha

A word used to break the silence during an awkward moment. Said in a loud voice

I got nothin to talk about.... Me either... Blah ha

by MMFWCLj4lyfe August 6, 2008

blahblando

When someone is rambling about complete nonsense. Spanish for "talking" hablando was carefully blended with "blah blah blah" to bring yet another spanglish term.

LeeAnne: My scheming may result in scheming in your sense of the word.
Carlos: I still have no clue what nonsense you're blahblando about.

by Trini. C March 23, 2010

Blahble

The act of stumbling upon what other people are searching on Google courtesy Blahble.com

Having to blahble onto " i kissed a girl and i liked it ", made me feel ..... ;> !

The other day I blahbled upon " my cats ate the condom " and I went "sheesh dont claim responsibility for that pussy!"

When I get bored I love a funny/ interesting/outlandish blahble.

by I am Blah March 30, 2011

blah

something that means nothing.

"hey joe, whats up?"
"blah,"
"what?"
"blah"
"ok..."
"blah"

by _*_*_*_ October 15, 2005

Blahbra

Fatt ass bitch who works at Golf n' Stuff in Tucson, AZ.

Ughh Blahbra, stop fucking eating, and take that innertube from under your shirt..bitch.

by deeeeeeeeeeznuts December 22, 2008

blahbsonburgen

v. To be blabbed on.

Dan was blahbsonburgened by Mark.

by G-turtle August 22, 2011