Blamp

A tee shirt company.

yo did you cop that new blamp tee?

if not check www.blampinc.com

by Lester J Nelson April 22, 2009

Blasphemy

When something is so accurate, it hurts.

"Did you hear about that Guiselle chick being a lesbian?"
"Whoa dude. Blasphemy, bro."

by jiggityjugs July 30, 2013

Blasphemer

A person who chooses to desecrate any form of God (ideas of, images of, dedications to...). A person who lacks respect for God could be guilty of such title.

"Screw God, he's done nothing for me." -Blasphemer

by Davidiusm09 January 14, 2009

blimphead

a disease that causes a persons (who is so full of themselves) head to expand and makes them float several inches above the floor. may also apply to smart bastards who have an answer to everything.

tom: i hate her she's such a blimphead
me: yeah, look at her float
tom: why doesnt she STFU, she has an answer to everything!

by mc1 September 28, 2005

Blampkin

The opposite of a blumpkin, a rim job while peeing.

Rory: "Yo last night i went to the bathroom and my girl kendra did a sneak attack blampkin while I was taking a leak.

Hughy: "Yo man, props, but that shit's nasty"

by vajweedy April 14, 2010

Blasphemy

Absurd due to the fact that it is too awesome/true for that of the ignorant ones to understand.

"I don’t believe in God. He never talks to me like he does to those other lesser followers of him within the Bible."
"Be cautious, lone sheep. God talks to me everyday, so that in which you speak of is blasphemy."

by Bucket Life October 16, 2007

Blample

To catch a person in the act of auto-eroticism

I walked into my dorm room and blampled my roommate

by El Night Blampler January 16, 2011