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Bladderisation

A term used when consuming or to have consumed copious amounts of alcohol in a controlled manner, in an establishment of your choosing. A verb used to describe the intended or intension of drinking action amongst friends or colleagues. Can also be used to describe the fact after it has taken place.

A word made famous by Mike Graham and Mike Parry of the The Two Mikes of Talksport national radio fame and repeatedly used by avid listeners of the show.
"there will be plenty of bladderisation tonight"

"bladderisation was taking place by the time I got there"

"that show I reviewed last night had bladderisation all over it"
by Airport Lad May 10, 2016
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Bladderpipe

I'm going for a piss out of me Bladderpipe
by Bladderpipe October 31, 2019
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Blædd

A new Norwegian way to tell how shitty you feel right now, a easy word to say when you feel like a stranded deep-sea fish.
Damn.... i drank way to much yesterday, i feel so blædd right now. Seriously, please kill me.....
by Blæddboy November 27, 2020
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Blaidyn

A 13 year old gay fudgepacker who likes amithi and Aaliyah and is too scared to admit it and also has a gay uncle who molests them everyday and blaidyn likes it
Your such a blaidyn
by Blaidyns lover July 5, 2021
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Computer Bladder

Needing to wiz, but to attached to the screen to pull your eyes away.
I need to wee, but this video hasn't finished yet, and my sister is screaming at me to get off and will surely steal my place! God forsake you computer bladder!
by KingSnotty July 11, 2011
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Empty Bladder Paradox

When your bladder is empty until you are in a situation where you cannot use the restroom at which point your bladder is so full you have to urinate worse than you ever have. Also applies to getting comfortable in bed.
Didn't have to pee until I got a mile down the road and the empty bladder paradox hit me and I felt like I was gonna pee my pants.

Got hit with the empty bladder paradox as soon as I got comfortable in bed.
by Insanity_dark August 26, 2013
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baby bladder

A medical condition that causes some otherwise healthy grown men to pee after one or two beers.
Jason has been to the bathroom 4 times already because he has a baby bladder.
by True Wizzle April 8, 2015
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