Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.

1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."

by ppg436 July 7, 2010

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

bluddy

a combination of blud and buddy to use as a derogatory term for idiots and/or british people

homie: “you gotta get da backwood russian creams not these dusty ass joints”

me: "bluddy, relax, these were on sale"

by moshpitterr May 20, 2023

bladder contraction

This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.

Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?

Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011

Braddy

Orgin : Brad

How it came to be: Most likely a nickname given by a girlfriend or close friend.

1- A laid back individual who does not take anything too seriously and live life as it is, day by day.

2- Is fun to be around, accepts you for who you are and is always down for anything.

3- He's sexy, has a unique sense of humor, and can be very random at times.

You're always chillin', man, you must be a Braddy.

Hey Braddy, thanks for being a real friend.

by NicknameGuru February 6, 2010

bladderdash

A mad run and/or sprint to the bathroom before your bladder explodes.

Julia made a bladderdash after she drank a whole two liter bottle of soda.

by shade June 19, 2006

bladder

the bag of piss in your body

idiot: my bladder burst!!!!!!!
random guy: have you ever heard of taking a piss?

by master_of_all_pervz March 25, 2007