Blongus

A word you call someone when they do something you think was stupid or you call them a blongus because you don’t like them

Ughh Wyatt is such a blongus

by Mehow Mehow August 19, 2019

Bong Syphilis

A condition that spreads around a collective group of stoners like wildfire. It begins when one gets infected with a particular sickness. This individual uses what is known as a 'bong' in order to enjoy his favorite enhanced vegetable product, then passes it on to his friends, thus, passing his sickness as well. Common signs that bong syphillis has occured is when one friend falls ill, followed by another friend the next week, and another and so on. It is suggested that mandatory water changing needs to be a priority of the group to ensure this does not happen. Also, when one is sick, it is only logical that he or she lets their fellow stoners know of their ailment(s) prior to engaging in a session.

Man, I was sick this week just like you were sick last week. I think it was the old bong syphilis.

by Sense21 February 23, 2007

Ping-bong

-(v) The act of taking a hit of a bong, then playing ping-pong

hey man, wanna play ping-bong?

by Ping-BongPRO May 13, 2011

bong bong

A term popularized by Wu Tang Clan's The RZA used as emphasis, much like "word".

Guy #1: Yo, I'm 5000 G.
Guy #2: Bong Bong.

by cutjunkie March 10, 2005

Bongaholic

A person who is addicted to hitting the bong all the damn time.

Man, Sean is always smoking some shit. That dude is a bongaholic.

by Sean S. February 15, 2005

Ching Chong Bing Bong

Say this to anime looking people and you'll get head my nigger

Ching Chong Bing Bong lookin ass

by LeBron James from fortnite July 17, 2021

Bongal

Someone who has an abnormally large nose, and believes it is a gift from God.

Hayley: Dude, your nose is huge. You're such a Bongal.

Sarah: I know, I thank God everyday for my nose.

by Haylesbanana January 8, 2009