bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.

by GeneGine October 11, 2006

bismarck

(BIZZ-maRK)
-noun
1. The capital city of the great North Dakota.

2. Believed to be the signiture move of the German Chancellor Otto Von Bismarck, it is the name given for the action of ramming one's erection down the throat of an oralee unannounced right before a bountiful load of sperm is freed out of the erection with a force so mighty that it escapes out of the nasal cavity, giving the oralee an appearance of having boogers. Also referred to as {The Kindergardner}

The great think about fat chicks is that you give them a {Bismarck} and they either sniff the shit back in or blow bubbles with it.

by GeneGine September 24, 2008

bismarck

Probably the best kind of donut(doughnught..whatever). Also the capitol of North Dakota. The Olsen twins were born here.

Let's go to Bismarck.

by The Terminator July 21, 2008

Glazed Bismarck

When a man ejaculates into his partners mouth and then his partner briefly sucks on his testicles with the semen still in their mouth. Thus producing a glazed look on the man's testicles.

So the other night Marge gave me a glazed bismarck and it took me around an hour to clean off my crusty ball hairs.

by Nasty Marloins February 28, 2011

Bismarcked

When something happens to you that you wish had never happened.

Ted was walking down the street when he looks up to see a girl that he went on two dates with and never called back.

Ted got Bismarcked

by swash buckler May 8, 2009

Bismarck

Bismarck was one of two Bismarck class battleships built for the Kriegsmarine (German Navy from 1935 - 1945). The other ship being the Tirpitz. Bismarck was laid down on July 1936 at the Blohm and Voss shipyard in Hamburg. She was launched on February 1939 and complete on August 1940.

“Bismarck is famous for taking part in the Battle of the Denmark Straight and for destroying the Royal Navy’s world famous HMS Hood.”

by Awkward Doggo March 21, 2020

Bismarck

A Prussian officer during the late 1800's who wore a hard cap with a pointy tip.

A Bismarck ordered his enlisted Prussian soilders to attack the Danish flank.

by AdamRother March 7, 2021