bickey

1. A bite and a hickey combined into one for maximum bruisage.

2. A hickey on the boob

1. "That bastard gave me a huge bickey! My neck looks worse than the time my grandma fell down the stairs!"

2. Look what Timmy did! *Flashes boob* He gave me a bickey!

by Maia and Erik February 8, 2007

birkenstock

The most awesome shoes ever invented! Made to fit your feet perfectly- they get batter with age!

Dude- i have had my Birkenstocks for over 7 years and they keep getting better and better!

by Angie LK April 23, 2008

birkenstocks

The ugliest shoes ever. Often worn by the great unwashed, college students, and people with ugly feet.

Ew, look at that chick's skanky feet in those birkenstocks! She needs to put on some nail polish and real shoes!

by surely February 9, 2005

Birkenfaux

n. Ugly sandals that are inexpensive knockoffs of Birkenstocks.

Maya couldn't afford real Birkenstocks so she found some cork-soled Birkenfaux sandals in KMart that looked just like them.

by ChatteringClasses July 25, 2009

Doing a burkey

To deliberately try to stop or get in the way of something or someone

He’s doing a burkey because he can’t go to the match

by Joeghd February 21, 2019

birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 19, 2015

birkenstocks

Those ugly uncomfortable sandels that lesbians wear.

OMG becky she is a dyke because she paid $60 for those fugly ass birkenstocks

by _thm July 13, 2004