petty bitching

to whine about something that has no importance or significance to do with anything else happening

J: It is now exactly 12:30
K: No! it is 12:31 and 20 seconds
G: will you two quit petty bitching!!!!!!

by Xavier Stone April 26, 2008

bitchnigga

A bitchnigga, fake, a bitch, a herb, although a bitchnigga is often all talk he is a notch above a bitchassnigga, who deserves more resentment than just a bichassnig, who is just pathetic and not worth getting worked up about. You can spot a bitchassnig or BAN by his behavior and is often seen wearing sunglasses at night.

"Man I wouldn't say that about Ron, he'll fuck shit up dude. Man fuck Ron he's a bitchnigga he ain't doin shit."

by A X April 10, 2008

Block Bitching

Block Bitching is when two parties on Messenger, Skype or some other messenger services, threatens to block each other through the service when they aren't really settling aside their differences using the chat. This can often cause one or both parties to set up new email accounts just for the situation, get back up from teams and enforcements and create other usernames to get them back or to avoid each other or get a reaction from the other person just because of the 'Block' function.

The Ignore button in a chatroom is pretty much the same thing!

Person A: You are special!
Person B: You're BLOCKED!

Person A: Going to start block bitching now?
Person B: ...
Person A: I'm going to set up another account to see if I could get an answer from you.

by I_am_a_loser September 8, 2013

Sip The Bitching

When a person is owned so badly that they are forced to stay quiet.

When someone is shut out in beer pong the losing team would be told to "sip the bitching"

by Miraj June 23, 2008

Birthing a Texan

Take a giant shit.

"Dude, you were making a lot of noise in the bathroom. It sounded like you were birthing a Texan."

by Bacon Handler December 18, 2011

rich bitchin

a way of nonchalantly saying that you are spending lots money and acting like a rich bitch; flaunting cash and buying like you're a millionaire

David: hey whats up?
Joyce: nothing much..just rich bitchin
David: oh what'd you buy?
Joyce: everything.

by jojodahoe July 26, 2012

Bitching Buddy

A Bitching Buddy (BB) is someone that only talks to (well, complains) to you when something is bothering them. They may appear to be a good friend, when all they do is 'bitch' about other people or anything that bothers them. During a Bitching Buddy episode, the BB may say things like, "I'm so glad I talked with you; you're such a good friend"...blah, blah, blah. However, under normal circumstances they may not give you the time of day! Being a Bitching Buddy victim is not fun, especially when your kindness (taking the time out of your day to listen to the BB's horsehit) is completely disregarded once you make them feel better.

You-"Oh hi, BB! How are you doing? I haven't seen you in a long time."

BB-"Oh girl, my life is shambles right now! My boyfriend cheated on me with another man and I don't know what to do. I haven't eaten in days, I haven't been to the gym, I don't know what to do.....(bitching continues for about an hour or so)"

You-(insert some very good advice here)

BB-"Girl, you know exactly how to make me feel better! I love you girl, this is why we're great friends. Let's do lunch (empty promise)."

You-"Okay, that would be a lot of fun...maybe we could try next week?"

*BB sees someone that she knows*

BB-"Oh hey, Person-that-I-know!!! Wait up girl...I'm starving, let's get lunch."

*You feeling used and alone*

You-She's such a Bitching Buddy!!

by LPerri116 October 2, 2011