shaun:damn them fat girls trying to get in the pool!!
chaz:hell naw im Anti big bison bitch ill keep them out
chaz:hell naw im Anti big bison bitch ill keep them out
by wassabiman01 October 19, 2006

Used as an expression for avoiding or escaping a controversial scenario or a problematic situation by using someone/something else as an excuse to save your own ass.
Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"
Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Exemplified by the youtube clip "Douchebag Bison"
Akin to 'throwing someone under the bus' or 'passing the buck'
Reporter: Why do you think your movie was a flop this week?
Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.
TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.
example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
Lead Actor: The script was good. But people just won't go see the film cause of the lead actress and her low level of acting skills.
TV viewer: Damn! That dude just gave her a bison nudge.
example #2: Penn State gave Joe Paterno a bison nudge.
by MR EMAN November 11, 2011

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by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 16, 2025

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by AUDITORIUMU February 16, 2025

Did you hear about John?
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!
THANKS JOHN!
No, what's up?
John got bisoned.
Oh yeah? So what are we having for dinner?
I don't know, maybe some stir fry. You hungry?
Nah, I'm full now. All full.
Yeah, ha ha. Me too. You know, this flesh is tasty!
Together--MMMhmmmm!
THANKS JOHN!
by ESPeciallyscientific April 21, 2016

by Shelovesrob December 5, 2016

When a male bison finds a female bison interesting he will stand directly in front of her and not move except to stay directly in her line of sight, as when a female bison wants to mate, they will go for the first male they see.
So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"
So bisoning is the fuckboy standing in front of you, horning in on your conversations and remaining there despite any and all attempts to move away or disinclude him. Basically the "I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me, I'm here, take pity on me, fuck me"
I tried to get away from Ryan so I could talk to this hot bartender, but he was a total fuckboy kept bisoning me all night instead...
by MercyTemptation October 4, 2015
