bertelsen

a guy who likes to cut his hair in the middel all day long. he listens to hardcore nigga blood rap all day and all night. and his first name starts with "V"

he is such a bertelsen
OMG, look at that bertelsen

by anime midget mar chine February 8, 2019

Barted

When you fart and burp at the same time

Jonny barted has in school and then he lost all of is friends and now he is lonely

by James Charles July 7, 2019

BURTED

My friend meant to say “hurted “ and this beautiful typo was born

“It was Fukin OnE oF yUs”
“THAT BURTED “

by thetruthugh July 17, 2019

Berved out

A saying you say when you are under the influence and are about to pass out.

“Yoo I am totally berved out right now “

by Kcaj April 22, 2020

berthday

Da day of da year dat corresponds to when ya were successful in getting a chick to share yer pillow for da first time.

Bill Clinton has slept with innumerable different women over da years, so it would be impossible for him to keep track of so many berthdays!

by QuacksO August 23, 2020

Barted

To choke a bitch out so bad that she starts to make sounds like a chicken when it’s head is cut off.

Friend: Brooooo.... did you see the fight between Kathy and Samantha during 5th period lunch

Me: “No but Jess was proudly telling everyone about it in Mr. Mats us dev class.”

Friend: (giggles) I’m not going to lie but Broooooooooooooooooooooooo THAT BITCH GOT BARTED!!

by zachery jordan December 29, 2020

beltedmutter

When u have had a few days of partying to hard. You ask your husband if he wants beltedmutter. on his toast

What happened to all the beltedmutter.
Why did you use all the beltedmutter?

by Meyhmoron January 9, 2021