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bedroom zombie

While having intercourse with a woman from behind, the man proceeds to withdraw his penis, from the anus or vagina, and spits on the woman's back. This simulates an ejaculation. The woman, thinking the sex is over, turns around, only to have the man let loose with his semen all over her face.
Haha! You're the bedroom zombie!
by Dragnoun October 1, 2003
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Bedroom Jedi

1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.
Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!
by Yoda August 19, 2004
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bedroom programming

Software or video game programmed by amateur coders, who program for the love of it, not for making money for publishers.
Uplink is one of the best modern bedroom programming games.
by CannedLizard December 23, 2003
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bedroom antics

Sally was very tired after she and S.B. finished their bedroom antics. He was such a good lover she always felt relaxed and happy for hours.
by lilredvxn June 24, 2005
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bedroom eyes

(1) Eyes that are naturally heavy-lidded, giving their owner a permanently sultry look. (2) When someone's eyelids have drooped as part of an expression of desire.
(1) I could just lose myself in Jensen Ackles' bedroom eyes. (2) I was making out with David yesterday and he was totally giving me bedroom eyes.
by enb14 October 30, 2011
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Bedroom eyes

The expression bedroom eyes originated as a description of a half-closed or sleepy eyed look . Most often used to denote someone with hooded eyes . google hooded eyes - it is a truly sexy look .
She smiled and watched me with her bedroom eyes.
by watchem February 22, 2009
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bedroom rodeo

A sex game - While having sex with your girlfriend (or wife) call out their sister's name and see how long you can hang on.
I (we) tried the bedroom rodeo last night, I lasted 10 seconds and got a black eye.
by Neal Hanson January 6, 2008
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