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by ralph March 12, 2004

The Bellows

Yet another act designed to share noxious butt gas (flatulence) with one's significant other (SO). It is comprised of multiple steps.

1) While your SO is in bed with you, tightly hold the covers close to you to create a good seal that will prevent noxious gases from coming out near you.

2) Let one go. Silent but deadly is better as everyone loves surprises.

3) Slowly use your foot to raise the covers at the far end of the bed.

4) Let your foot drop. If done properly, "The Bellows" should give your SO a nice blast of your most recent work while leaving you protected and laughing.

NOTE: Punches in the arm as well as the well earned title of "you asshole" are a likely result

This was inspired by the Dutch Oven

I gave my wife The Bellows last night. That's how her eyebrows got singed.

by Prof. Ass Master May 13, 2011

Blowsac

1. A small sac between the scrotum and the anus that can be blown up and inflated.

Male 1 "Oh man, my blowsac has started to come in"
Male 2 "Nice, i got my blowsac a couple months ago"

by Clobdib August 26, 2013

Blows candle

The phrase you use after spilling some tea, or something scandalous, to end the discussion.

She used to be skinny, but now she’s fat... *blows candle*

by Isingforfun May 6, 2019

BlowShake

Lifting the penis and putting one's face towards the scrotum, and then using a gyrating motion while blowing on the said scrotum.

Dude, you gotta try a blowshake.
Really you got one of those.
Yeah, I got one at DairyQueen.

by BigBouncyBoyBlox December 20, 2020

mutiny below

when a guy unwantingly gets an erection.

"omg, did you see that! he totally had a mutiny below! he needs to keep it in his pants..."

by Jess :] August 5, 2008

Bulgarian Bellows

When a woman stretches her labia over her partner's mouth, creating an airtight seal. The partner then must forcefully blow air into her vagina, creating positive pressure. Finally, the woman queefs to release said pressure back out into her partner's mouth.

I heard doing Bulgarian Bellows is great for your sinuses.

by Indy the Great January 23, 2019