Bedgasm

When your bed is so comfortable you start rubbing your legs together like a cricket

Ohhh....bedgasm......mmmmmm

by RevBenjamin April 24, 2020

Sucker begging

Speaking casually about your money woes in the hopes that the person you're talking to will volunteer to help you out financially. Begging without begging.

Lawrence: Eric called me yesterday talking about how he didn't know where he was going to get the money to pay his phone bill. He just went on and on about it. I felt bad for the man, so I volunteered to loan him the money.

Brandy: He does that all the time. He was sucker begging. He never asks for money directly.

by Brangelina444 March 5, 2011

collateral baggage

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.

John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.

by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011

Twelvie Baggage

When a celebrities fan base is comprised of so many young girls that it is off putting.

I would be a fan of One Direction, but they have too much twelvie baggage.

by CameronBatman October 11, 2013

emotional baggage

1. Painful memories, mistrust and hurt carried around from past sexual or emotional rejection.

2. An excuse commonly used by Peter Pans and other immature men to avoid commmitment yet maintain a sexual relationship.

1. I don't think I can handle a real relationship right now. I need some time to get over my emotional baggage.

2. See above...

by dancingqueen March 7, 2005

choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

Begatron

Used to describe one who is considered to "beg it" off MANY people at one time; and/or has a history of begging it from others in the past.

This term is very often used to label someone who isn't particularly attractive or is unwanted around yourself/ your friends.

*Girl walks past who begs it/ has begged it from numerous lads*

Luke: "Oh, there goes Begatron, searching for someone to beg it off"

Ben: "Hahaha, wow she needs to dbi"

by N00B#101 July 12, 2011