Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020

teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

Beejowski

blow job, oral sex, cock sucking

Dude i got a sweet beejowski last night i came all over her chest and face and down her throat

by brett squidbilly69 July 4, 2010

Beejuaned

British slang meaning to joke or kid in a most unbecoming manner. Originated in 2010 when a Gawker.com article featuring a little girl, Azura Beebeejuan, pretended to be dead on Googler Earth, caused a nationwide search for the girls identity, only to find out that she was alive and well.

Example 1

Kid 1:Where the hell is my rabbit, Dasher, and whats that smell!?

Kid 2:Have you check the stove

Kid 1 runs to boiling vat on stove
Kid 1:ZOMG you didn't how could you!? Punches Kid 2

Kid 2:Dude thats your mums fucking broad chested pheasant, 'Dasher's under that table, geez.

Kid 1: What oh, haha! I cant believe I got beejuaned,.. no hit backs!!

Example 2

Girl 1: I can't believe that cunt dinged my car, and didn't tell me!!

Girl 2: That bitch is getting beejuaned tonight!!

by Jenn/Allen August 13, 2010

beejal

i.Pleasing or attractive in a graceful or delicate way.See synonyms at beautiful.
ii.Has the capacity for thought and reason especially to a high degree.
iii.Small, slender, and trim.

i. Wow that is totally beejal!
ii. I got 100% in my exam, Im very beejal
iii. Your waist is so beejal

by fromage frais May 2, 2006

Beejo

A fucking vagina

I can smell your beejo from a mile away.

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Beejay

Something you like to swim in. As coined by the excellent Benny Lava...

Beejay: "I like to swim in his beeeeeejaaayyy!"

by WhatBodyLoves October 5, 2008