beej

A word used for a bag of kush

Lets meet in town to get a beej

by samkushh February 4, 2019

Beej Fubbis

A phrase used for especially hilarious jokes. It has higher levels of adjectivity/adverbtivity, such as "Beejer Fubbisis" and "Beejest Fubbisisis." Additionally, the funniest of funnis should be described in all caps.

This is a noun, verb, adjective, adverb, pronoun, prefix, suffix, literary device, and a good way to introduce any chronic spelling disorders.

"SO! YOU KHON HOWS THƏ MLON OSS FLET? BEEJ FUBBIS!! Ok done."

by Bruh_Box_Inc. December 25, 2021

Handy Beej Three

A threesome involving only handjobs and blowjobs. Handy-Handjob, Beej (coming from the pronunciation of BJ as a word rather than two separate letters)- Blowjob

I just had a Handy Beej Three with these two girl. They both gave me head but we didn't have sex.

by WoodiWoodpecker December 15, 2012

Brown baby beej

When someone has a perfect cylindrical shit that they call “ a brown baby” and the lassie eats your ass and sucks it like a dick.... brown baby beej

“Mary, I have a serious shit coming, fancy giving me a brown baby beej?”

by Scott&LiamVsEvil February 10, 2020

Beej Queen

Typically an extremely trashy blond female who's only purpose is to give head. Many can be ordered from third world countries or Johnson County. Multiple males often share one beej queen. Beej queens are inter-changable and can often be traded between their male counterparts.

I'm hurtin' for a squirtin'... You have to get yourself a beej queen dude.

by tsextown August 5, 2010

beej mcgeevs

Noun: (bee-ja mick-gee-ves) beej mcgeevs refers to receiving oral sex from a girl. An extrapolated version of BJ, which of course is a shortened version of blow job, which is of course slang for oral sex.

Derek: "Yo, my dude, you pipe that last night?"
Mike: "Nah braj, she just gave me a beej mcgeevs"

Other usage:

Sam: "I'll take a beej mcgeevs from Anyone"
Eddie: "Even a one armed broad?"
Sam: "Anyone...."

by MattyMeds December 23, 2013

beej

The Mikmaq translation of Penis.

They almost saw my beej!

by the-clit-commander March 24, 2022