Beaufort

The third oldest town in North Carolina. Pronounced "Bo-fort" as opposed to "Bew-fort" which is in South Carolina.

This is a lovely little historic town with a gorgeous waterfront. Great for spending part of your summer vacations in!
If you want to live in this town, you must not like any of the following things:

-good shopping
-good movie theaters
-cultural diversity
-rollerskating/ice skating rinks
-bowling alleys
-good restaurants
-good schools
-fun of any kind
-good friends
-good cops

So come vacation in Beaufort! Don't move here, because you will regret it (:

Beaufort is a great town for vacationing, but I would never move there. It is way to boring.

by smalltownteen December 15, 2010

Beaufart scale

Similar to the nautical Beaufort scale which measures wind, the Beaufart scale measures the stink of farts, from 1 to 9 - 10 or above is always a follow through, which normally means stinks like fuck.

In the library Kevin leaned over on his chair, looked around and did what he thought was a silent but deadly, deadly it was - 2 pensioners shuffling past were stopped in their tracks. One of the pensioners turned to Kevin and said " Fuck me boy, that trouser cough of yours is worthy of a 7.1 on the Beaufart scale. "Thank you" said Kevin "My previous best was only a 5.3"

by griggsy August 4, 2012

beautality

Beauty + brutality : when beaty is used as a weapon.

See, cleverage for a hint.

by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006

Beaufort Sucks

Beaufor is pretty much like Africa. Nothing but welfare check carrying niggers. i fucking hate this place so much. i wish they would all go back to africa. Fuck My Life this place sucks so bad

Hey double D you wanna go to wal-mart and get some brewsloskies? Nah man lets go to the Hadji Mart there are to many niggers at wal-mart.
oh yeah....man beaufort sucks.

by wardog1 May 28, 2008

Beaufort

Pronounced "Bo-fort". NOT "Bew-fort" as in the South Carolinian pronunciation.
Beaufort is a small town on the coast of North Carolina. It is known for being the third oldest town in North Carolina and a haven for the notorious Blackbeard the Pyrate. Beaufort is rich in maritime history and culture, making it an ideal location for those seeking retirement. Unfortunately for us young folks, this means absolutely no fun whatsoever.

Billy: Where are you from?
Sue: Beaufort, North Carolina.
Billy: You mean "Bew-fort"?
Sue: No, idiot. I know how to pronounce the name of my hometown. It's "Bo-fort".

by AvastMeHeartysYoHo October 6, 2008

beaufauxlai

Beaufauxlai means someone is "trippin" or "on some other shit." It is usually used when referring to a spouse or significant other, but it can be used in outside relationships.

Guy 1: Man, dog, my girl on that beaufauxlai shi.

Guy 2: Damn, man, she trippin that hard?

by KrimsonRose August 2, 2016

beautaious

beautiful in fantabulous way or just a short cute way way of saying beautiful

I love ur new shirt its beautaious!!!

by SplusTsquared May 27, 2008