Bayne

(verb) Bayn; or Bayned; Baynes - to inflict harm upon small creatures with great mirth and malice, especially halflings or gnomes.

"I raised my longspear and Bayned him right in the ass with it."

by Gaylon October 16, 2008

Giraffe With a Bayonet In It's Ballsack

The description of a really disgusting bagel.

Eww ZOMGWTFBBQ this bagel tastes like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack!

Dude, look at his bagel, looks like a giraffe with a bayonet in it's ballsack.

by BR D3M0N April 9, 2009

Grecian Barnet

I head of hair which has blatantly been re-coloured using any form of off-the-shelf hair colourant, specifically designed for men of a certain age.

I see that Phillip Schofield has given up on the Grecian Barnet;

by Paul Gardiner March 31, 2008

abigail barnett

abigail barnett is the best girlfriend you could ever have she is loving nice loyal and a good friend to have around if you find a girl by the name of abigail barnett don't loose her if you do that will be your biggest mistake abbie is the most beautiful amazing woman u will ever meet

( this goes out to my girlfriend abbie )-I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH

p1 i love abbie
p2 ikr she is so beautiful
abbies mom -abigail barnett get back here right now

by Nathan greene May 19, 2020

polishing the bayonet

Another expression for Male masturbation

He would rather spend time polishing the bayonet than get laid.

by CyberSearcher November 6, 2005

bayonet

To finish off any wounded soldier (half-empty beer) after the conclusion of a party.

Yaniv: FUCK YES!

Fez: What is it?

Yaniv: I FOUND A WOUNDED SOLDIER!

Keenan: Bayonet that shit!

by yeayuhhhboyeee January 30, 2010

Bayonette Bitch

A noob on Call of Duty: World At War who will equip a bayonette on almost every weapon in their arsenal and will kill you with it 5 times in one game. They are very dangerous at close quarters, aka asylum, but are fucked on normal maps.

Player #1 "wtf that bayonette bitch killed me for the third time in a row, do you want to lead him out into the open and beat the shit out of him?"

Player #2 "hell yah"

by Ghett0asassin August 12, 2009