Balone

adj. A relaxed state of being resulting from the ingestion of THC. A slangy shorthand for the more customarily used "Stoney Baloney," which was proceeded by the short lived variant "Stonevester Balone."

Do you want to get balone?
So, you look a little balone.

Are we trying to get balone, here?
Wanna cut on the 'vape' and get a lil' balone?

by I mean... July 13, 2009

baloneous

An argument or definition or collection of words that sounds official but is clearly complete crap; of, pertaining to, or possessing the qualities of baloney; bullshit

"The Flegmengious Transcept is in agreement with the readings from the Heisenberg Generator Console."

"Yeah right man, if that isn't completely baloneous I don't know what is."

by Art Grauer January 7, 2008

Baroner

A metaphorical erection arising from excessive bromanship. Bromanship occurs because the bond between two bro's is stronger than the bond between a chick and a bro. Because on average men are stronger than women, duh.

Damn,Cam just gave me a massive baroner after he sent Spuza back to the kitchen to make his friends a sandwich.

by what what in the BUTtT March 21, 2011

baloney flap

a mildly derogatory, but oddly humorous name for female genetalia, specifially the inner labia.(see: beef curtain)

Wow, that chick's baloney flap is hanging out of her thong!!

What's up, baloney flap?

by skittlesyum July 25, 2003

Barone

A certain high caliber of man. Person of high quality and prestige. Certified 'dude' status.

Ex1: "Mikey? Yeah dude, he's a total barone."

Ex2: "It was easy to pickup at the loser party... not a barone in sight."

by tonymc November 9, 2011

boppin' the baloney

grabbing your penis and beating it without mercy, as though "it owes you money"

joey spent all saturday boppin' his baloney

by bryant k. August 1, 2004

Balonely

The deli meat of choice for someone who is, and always will be, forever alone.

"dude I sold some deli meat to this lady the other day and she said it was for her 11 cats" "Whoa, Bro, that must've been a hefty stack of Balonely"

by Rennieman October 20, 2012