school bathroom

gum and chip bags in the urinals. also, gay orgies and vaping. hair in the sink. NO SOAP.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE SCHOOL BATHROOM SMELLS SO BAD!

by WeWillAllDieSoon October 29, 2019

toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.

Why don't you go take a toaster bath?

by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008

family bathroom

Where teenagers go to hook up and have sex when they have no where else to go.

Found in malls, movie theatres, or other public places.

Typically not the classiest place to get it on.

Did you hear? They lost it, family bathroom style.

by hi9853 September 24, 2008

bath crazies

The bizzarre mood your dog is in immediately following you giving it a bath. Typical behavior includes running, jumping, barking, and generally acting crazy.

We just gave Tilly a bath, now she's jumping around, acting like a lunatic. She has the bath crazies.

by Lon December 27, 2006

Goo bath

To skeet all over another person, in large amounts, preferably on their face.

James: "I gave that bitch a goo bath!"

by Monica M. January 11, 2008

whore bath

Commonly known as washing only your "pits, tits, and slits" or "pits, tits, and naughty bits" in the bathroom sink. The idea is to save time. One might also take a whore bath when at another person's home whose shower is not available or sanitary.

"I woke up at a stranger's house again last night. When I went to use his shower in the morning, it was so disgusting I opted for a whore bath instead.

by fancy.cat_meow June 6, 2013

Bathroom Anxiety

Not being able to go to the bathroom in an unfamiliar or public place, or while other people are around, in fear that they may hear you. Mainly occuring with dookies, but can also happen with peeing. Cured by going home and using your own bathroom.

"I've been on vacation for a week and still have not taken a crap. I think I'm becoming constipated due to bathroom anxiety."

by Mariah R. April 26, 2006