Loon-bathing

The act of planking over a full bathtub and repeated plunging your erect penis into the water until you cum.

Noah Stone likes loon-bathing every night because he gets no pussy.

by D_2E March 6, 2018

Pussy Bathing

another name for the baths that has a shower above it, the phrase made by chap

I don't shower in small baths that has a shower above it that's " pussy bathing"

by RIPii August 4, 2019

not bathing

a irvin is an example of not bathing

not bathing is the definition of an irvin

by Dont bathe then December 4, 2020

Ceremonial Bathing Ritual

A ceremonial bathing ritual, usually across Norse and Wiccan communities, is something where a bride and groom to be, won’t partake in showering for up to 3 weeks prior to the wedding. The evening before a big ceremony, the couple will wash all Sins and impure thoughts and things from each other. This being the ritual held in pitch black, with only a single candle across the room.

“Me and my husband performed a ceremonial bathing ritual last night”

by HigherPowerWiccan March 30, 2022

People-bathing

Going out and socializing with other people, typically used for people who can't go outside without being noticed as a popular figure.

I was people-bathing in a Chili's, and a lot of fans ended up forming a line to talk with me.

by Biscuitimus December 5, 2025

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020