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Clam Basket

When a female drops trow and presses her bare ass and mule lip up against a restaraunt window while the victim is eating. Female version of the fruit basket.
These shitty nacos were kicking my gag reflex until Lisa Loadlapper gave me the clam basket. I'd sure like to fill her cooch with my load.
by Tommyshocker November 18, 2005
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Bastard from a Basket

An insult used to offend adopted child or orphan.

Taken from the film There Will Be Blood when Daniel yells it to his adopted son.
You're not my son, you're just a bastard from a basket
by jariki August 12, 2010
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baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.
How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.
by allygat-urr April 17, 2005
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berry basket

I shaved my berry basket on Tuesday and now it itches.
by dirtyjeff March 16, 2008
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basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.
by Joe ma May 5, 2005
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basketboy

basketboys they are super into basketball and will get physically and emotionally and mentally upsetti spaghetti if their basketball team loses. I'm talking throwing lunches, furniture: gone, mental state: N/A. They need grippy sock jail.
Did you hear about Jared? He got so upset that the Houston Rockets lost that he threw nacho cheese all over the walls. He is a basketboy
by Basketboy January 5, 2022
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self basket

when you masturbate while laying on your back and shoot cum into your own mouth.
Blaine enjoys a nice protein shot, so he enjoys making a self basket every night.
by SpeedyTaco May 24, 2014
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