barley pop

quite simply: A Beer

Would you care for a refrershing Barley Pop?

by grizz0844 September 30, 2006

charles barkley

the manliest man in NBA history. Known for defense, rebounding, and heavy drinking. Once threw a guy through a plate glass window at a bar for spilling a drink on him. Rumored to drink 15 long island ice teas the night before a game. Know the best announcer in any sport, doing both the NBA and the MLB playoffs in the manliest way possible.

Hey jon, wanna go out to the bar?
-fuck no, Charles Barkley's in town tonight. He'll drink us both under the table and then throw our metrosexual bitch asses out tha window.

by asfegf February 16, 2008

barley fever

n. Sexual desire encouraged by light or moderate alcohol intake, specifically beer or lager. Not to be confused with with the embarrassing carnal instincts of those who are completely pissed as they are rendered incapable, men suffer the brewer's droop.

Big girl in the red dress, she's just trying to impress us
and she's got the Barley Fever but she doesn't make a sound.
She's just hanging around.

Song by The Stranglers, 1976.

by norfolkboy September 12, 2006

Bartle dont

The opposite of Bartle doo. Means don't do it. Or not

Should I eat Obamas face?

Bartle dont

by Brettroberts January 15, 2011

Barley Soup Abortion

Barley Soup Abortion: Is a description used when a human is on a colon flushing program, and he produces a barley soup texture/colour/look of a shit. The ABORTION part of the saying applies to the feel one experience while passing this plutonic substance. This shit usually literally explodes out of your anus, and feels like you gave birth to a fetus. You suddenly feel 10lbs lighter, but disgusted by the mess you see when you part your legs and look into the bowl. Usually experienced on day 3 of a colon cleansing program.

On day 3 of Foxy Roxy’s colon cleansing program, Foxy Roxy produce a 7 person serving of Barley Soup Abortion. The bitch even went down in a full cup size, from a GG to a G…..Cot Damn

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagina

by Sergio Garcia August 4, 2006

Barley Dip

When someone leaves their beer unattended, dip your ball sack in it, and have someone take pictures while your doing it. After they return and proceed to drink the beer, show them the picture of your coin purse balls deep in their frosty suds.

Flounder just went to the bathroom and left his beer on the table, lets Barley Dip him.

by Kegger88 August 19, 2009

Bartledoo

A nickname or saying for someone who doesn't talk clear in reference to the "mumbles" videos on youtube.

Someone who doesn't talk clear: Heyall I be right day by da doe iffu be need me n chit, aight den.

Other person: Huh?

Bystander 1: I don't know what bartledoo is talking about over there.
Bystander 2: Beats me, I thought he was retarded.

by M2k2ind May 29, 2010