Barney 

Another word for an argument of a fight

John and Rachel were having a Barney

Barney by killerclown56 November 11, 2009

barney 

a blue waffle on its period

dude i literally threw up when i heard what a barney was

barney by n!tr0 April 25, 2010

Barney 

1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children.

2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING!"

whoah joshua! where did you get that cocain?

From Barney!

Barney by Greencow67 December 10, 2010

barney 

A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

barney by Shiggity and Trionna December 31, 2010

Barney 

A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur"

also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend*

- Aye Get that barney nigga
- Fo Sho, my nigga

Conversation:

- Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina?
- Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney
- Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight!

- Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

Barney by Tha Night Owl March 30, 2011

barney 

a fight, (either physical or verbal)

there was a barney between the inlaws and the outlaws after the hitch

barney by Hunterider March 28, 2009

barney 

The state of being in deep mentally agitation : being in trouble of the direst kind.

Expression used by the British character "Basher" (Don Cheadle) in the popular 2001 movie Ocean's Eleven.

BASHER: Guys, we're in barney.
**the guys look blank**
BASHER: Barney rubble - trouble!! *followed by an exasperated look*

barney by rook.y November 18, 2007