An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.
Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)!!!!
Barney: Finger-lickin' good!
by Wail Halls September 15, 2006
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Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms
He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke Oh boy, Barney's on fire! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell
He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire!
This is our secret desire We'll help the flames burn brighter But don´t you try to put him out Oh boy, Barney's on fire! This is what we've always desired
Wont you help us fan the flames higher
And you better not try to put him out
Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure HE WAS DEAD
"Everyone hates Barney dont they"
"Yea they do thank god hes DEAD"
by IKNOWYOULOVEME April 9, 2004
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The imbecile that invented this song:

"I love you, you love me,
we're a happy family,
with a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?" No.
I hate you, you hate me,
let's all go and kill Barney,
with a knife and a gun,
and you stick it up his bumb,
now the kids are having fun.
by Skie_017 September 27, 2006
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a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people
My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.
by Mike the Ekim April 2, 2006
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A Barney-Be is someone who acts and/or says things that l Neil Patrick Harris' charactor, off of How I Met Your Mother, Barney Stinson would say, or does say. So basically it's a Barney Wanna Be.
person 1: See the guys in those suits, who yelled at us to "suit up"? They have a name!
person 2: what?
Person 1: They are Barney-Be's!
by seacucumberlover January 25, 2010
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1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him.

Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass.

Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine.

2.Another word for Poop.

3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer.

4.Another word for penis.
1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka!

2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two.

3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor.

4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.
by DontbeHatin April 28, 2005
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