Barkolepsy

A stress disorder characterized by dogs barking in your mouth while you are sleeping.

Useful when attempting to remove your girlfriend's dog(s) from your house.

Baby I love Professor Doodles too... but my Barkolepsy is really flairing up and I can't handle this anymore.

by klarnage October 6, 2010

barkoving

The act of putting your arm at a 90 degree angle and raising your leg also at a 90 degree angle. Commonly used after scoring a Florida Panthers Goal

Barkov shoots and he scores! Now Barkov does what he does best, Barkoving

by Eastbeast_ February 6, 2014

barhot

Someone who needs a dark room or mood lighting to be good looking.

Hey she’s barhot not poolhot.
Hey he’s no day looker he’s barhot at best.

by gregtime777 July 18, 2019

Barket

A market for dog products. A combination of the words Bark and Market.

I took my dog to the Barket.

by Hankvan September 11, 2019

Barkour

Like bar hopping but for professionals..

I.e. "Joe went barkouring from bar to bar with a deftness reserved for only the most graceful."

by Sab56 September 28, 2020

Barko

Da bark but in Spanish

Pinche barko

by Yerrrr8462 March 5, 2021

Barkbot

A dog. So named since all they do is bark.

Neighbor's barkbots won't stop yapping. Thinking about feeding them some chocolate.

by RoundenBrown March 25, 2021