To assist another person in taking a dump from a great height: whilst holding hands for safety, and staring into each others eyes.
by Hamfist1000 July 15, 2014
Get the Bahammock mug.The state of being extremely drunk, to the point where you are extremely vulnerable and have to completely rely on your friends to look after you.
Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'
to be 'balamoried'.
I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried
Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.
WITS EH STOREHHHH?
Derived from the amazing Scottish kids TV show where all the actors are constantly 'oan wan'
to be 'balamoried'.
I am balamoried
you are balamoried
he/she/it is balamoried
We are balamoried
They are balamoried
Alternative words/phrases: mwi, drunk, steaming, pished, fucked, ruined, wrecked, shit faced, oot yer tree etc.
WITS EH STOREHHHH?
'Mind that time we shat in case we never got into the Barras because we were all balamoried oot our skulls?'
'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'
'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'
'I was absolutely balamoried at the weekend and I'm still hangin, never again man'
'Fuck drinking responsibly, we're getting balamoried'
by reallifequeen October 29, 2014
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"Hello this is your former US President Barack Obama and I just want to tell you that I know how to beatbox."
Cuts to Barack Obama Beatboxing
Cuts to Barack Obama Beatboxing
by Inktended July 26, 2022
Get the Barack Obama Beatbox mug.A white child more than likely of anglo-european descent who can most often be found pretending to be from the continent of Africa.
by Leet April 20, 2003
Get the baraban mug.Barack Brobama - (proper) noun
Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.
Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).
See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Your good friend.
Specifically your black (or mixed black x white) friend.
Does not have to be, or have the desire to be, President of anything but is required to be highly intelligent and educated to, or close to, Doctorate level, though this does not necessarily have to be Law or Politics related.
Barack Brobama is capable of befriending those who would be typically seen as hostile and/or aggressive (e.g Russians), has a reasonable proficiency at managing funds and assets and, among other things, is generally concerned about the well-being of his bros.
Also, may be responsible for the assassination of Brosama Bin Laden.
And is Bromander in Chief of the United Bro's Armed Forces (UBAF).
See also:
Broseph Stalin, Broseph Goebbels, Abroham Lincoln, Brosama bin Laden
Abroham Lincoln: "Four score and seven.." -
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
Broseph Stalin: Shut up you twat.
Broseph Goebbels: Hey look, Barack Brobama's here. What's up dawg?
Barack Brobama: The usual, y'know; pulling troops out of Iraq, healthcare reforms... -
Stalin: Assassinating dictators
Brobama: -...Assassinating dictators. Nothing special really, you?
Goebbels: Stalin and I were just reminiscing about the Battle of Stalingrad and Communism, Abroham was about to start is speech... Again.
Brobama: Did I miss the speech?
Goebbels: Stalin wouldn't let him start.
Brobama: Praise be to Allah.
Stalin: ...What?
Brobama: Nothing... Nothing.
Goebbels: Okay then. Speaking of "assassinating dictators", what ever happened to Brosama bin Laden, I haven't seen him for a while...
Brosama bin Laden: I'm right here you fucking idiots
*Everybody cheers*
by rzhhhh November 22, 2011
Get the Barack Brobama mug.Coined by the webcomic, XKCD, this is a play on the song title "Rock me Amadeus", a popular song from the mid 80's from an Austrian pop musician (Falco).
One could utter this phrase when joyful with respect to Barack Obama's actions, or merely his presence.
One could utter this phrase when joyful with respect to Barack Obama's actions, or merely his presence.
by delicious cake January 13, 2009
Get the Barack me Obamadeus mug.He is a wonderful boy who all the girls wish to touch him once and for all , but it is useless because a girl named Sahra has earned his heart.
He is a kind and brave boy and always helps everyone who needs him .
He is an angel
He is a hero
You know who's he ?!
He is Mr.Mosbat
I love you wonderful man
He is a kind and brave boy and always helps everyone who needs him .
He is an angel
He is a hero
You know who's he ?!
He is Mr.Mosbat
I love you wonderful man
by Urbani August 16, 2018
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