Banted

Being absolutely roasted in a rap battle.

Johnny got banted so hard he peed his pants.

by Triniux March 23, 2023

No Bant

Someone who does not partake in banter; someone who is no fun, preferring to stay in/work rather than going out with mates

Guy 1: "Mate you comin' out tonight?"

Guy 2: "Nah man, I have work to do..."

Guy 1: "Your'e a No bant!"

by ssssd45 December 9, 2010

yarny bant

Generally shit bant. Meant to be offensive but failing miserably.

"That was Yarny bant"

by FreddieT March 27, 2016

Bantee

An ugly nuthead

Ryan, you look like a bantee.

by Yams4dayz September 26, 2023

Bants

Banter between friends mostly offensive shit but good bants is always clever over offensive.

Fire bants: Looks like banter clause has come early this year
Shit bants: your birds a slag

Shit bants be a basis for a fire bants and thus create a false sense of security for double bantage effect.

ShitBantsToFire: your birds a slag....... *Shows video of her letting a train thru*

You know if you have fire bants if the person getting bantsd does any of the following: an eye roll, a yawn, a snoring noise or a fake forced laugh etc.

If this is the case ask them if they are ok and can take the bants.

I'm the fuckin bant-am menace mate spent 4 years hard time in bantanamo bay.

He has good good bants to be fair.

by ColdGlassOfOrangeBantaPlease July 26, 2018

Banting

Choosing between two different things

I’m banting right now between going to McDonald’s and staying in bed

by Mckinlee and Madelyn January 9, 2025

Baler Bants

The cooler but less popular way of saying its only banter.

"I ploughed your mum... only baler bants"
"calm down its only baler bants"
"He got well pissed off but he should have realised it was only baler bants"

by royston14 June 10, 2012