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fell off the bandwidth

When you place a call on your cell phone and you get the annoying recording saying that "the person you are trying to reach is unavailable at this time, please try your call again later" and then the phone disconnects. Millions of morons are twittering, twattering, texting, sexting, calling, watching videos and otherwise tying up valuable bandwidth so your most important call can't go through.
Dude one- Damn I am trying to reach my babe and all I keep getting is this stupid recording saying to try the call again later.
Dude two- Sounds like you fell off the bandwidth, man.
by superaynumerouno December 23, 2009
mugGet the fell off the bandwidthmug.

bandwidth burner

a douchey person who hogs bandwith by gaming, torrents or porn
D: I ran out of data so quickly this month!
F: stop being a bandwidth burner!
by iPhouad September 2, 2014
mugGet the bandwidth burnermug.

bandwidth

1. A portion of the electromagnetic frequency spectrum, typically used in reference to the transmission of radio frequency signals: e.g. "an analog television channel has a bandwidth of six megahertz"
2. The rate of data transfer over a specific time period, usually expressed either in bits or bytes per second: e.g. "my internet connection provides has a bandwidth of one hundred megabits per second."
3. A word often incorrectly used by business persons or others as a lame excuse for their unwillingness to perform a particular task or project, whilst trying to appear intelligent: (Also see "too busy.")
I don't have the bandwidth to do that.
by namedropper352 January 10, 2020
mugGet the bandwidthmug.

bandwidth boyfriend

a man who stays with a women solely to take advantage of her bandwidth.
I broke up with him once I figured out that he was just a bandwidth boyfriend.
by GraceANDahalf April 7, 2014
mugGet the bandwidth boyfriendmug.

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