mexican banjo

A shovel

Boys, this garden isn't going to dig itself. Start playing the mexican banjo!

by ryman_2000 November 11, 2009

Banjo Geddes

An indigenous creature of Scotland. The creature hunts men who are either drug addicts or paedophiles and proceeds to perform sexual intercourse and because of the minimalism of it's vaginal passage it rips the "Banjo String" of her victim.

Banjo Geddes, Gaspard Ulliel

by Vanilla Bear!!!xD November 21, 2010

hit a cows arse with a banjo

In Association Football, a striker who simply cannot score a goal to save his life

Fuck me, James Beattie couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo

by Kissifur September 8, 2008

Banjodark

Whiny gay waste of space who constantly pines over how hes too good for other fags when the irony of the situation is he couldnt pull a human being be they in possession of a schlong or not. See also worddenial/word

Hay man banjodark just posted another EN thread

by Ricequeen July 8, 2003

Banjo Wire

Thin strip that holds your foreskin onto your helmet

Oh shite, I've just snapped my banjo wire

by brazenskies June 1, 2010

Banjoli

Banjoli is a racist term for a typical backward Bengali person from Bangladesh, living in UK.

A Bangladeshi scumbag that doesn’t pay tax, claims benefits and always looking for freebies.

Bengalis who always want discount

P1. What’s that smell?
P2. It’s the banjoli neighbours cooking a curry

by Bob288 August 29, 2019

Banjo-pop

The noise of someone's "Frenulum of Prepuce of Penis" (The stringy bit between the head and shaft) severing due to extensive mastrubation.

Vincent: "Damn what was that noise? Almost sounded like a Banjo-pop"
Joe: "That's because it was"

by jakkyr December 16, 2020