Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.

Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess

by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015

Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies

1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"

by Samstorm December 5, 2004

Lyrical Badman Mc

An Mc who is particularly adept at cussing, usually cusses directed at the recipient's mother.

Mc ..... is one Lyrical Badman Mc. That Mc was a Lyrical Badman.

by Zoinkoid July 6, 2004

badingding

nickname for rednecks, inbred, three toes, trailer park trash, white trash, and peoples who's family tree resembles a telephone pole

Why is it that the media always finds the biggest badingding to interview after a tornado!??

by JTP3 November 7, 2007

baddina

A woman who is quite literally, for the streets. She’s known as being “bad”, hence adopting the nickname baddina. This is absolutely a name you wouldn’t want to be branded with, especially in south London.

Yeah word bro, heard she’s a baddina styll.

by Hu5tles January 4, 2021

Badging

Badging (v): When a narcissist postures by treating either fortune or misfortune of someone else as their own; often a one-upmanship. Always an imaginary badge pinned to their "me too" chest.

Ann: Did you see her badging at her neighbor's funeral? You'd have thought it was her closest friend.

Sue: Yeah. Especially when she went to the podium and openly wept then fainted.

OR:

Ann: I posted news to my Facebook wall about my promotion to CEO.

Sue: I saw it. Congratulations! You are the best and you deserve it!

Ann: Maggie didn't mention that when she left a comment

about becoming the leader of her reading club.

Sue: Yeah, she can badge with the best of them!

by 209 fo evah July 9, 2010

badingo

1. (v.): The act of doing anything considered by his friends as stupid. Always followed by the phrase "it up"
2. (n.): badango: An insult given to someone who is intellectually void.
3. (adv.): badala-ringo-rango: A tag word added on at the end of the sentence to add emphasis on the stupidity of the situation.

1. You go and you badingo it up.
2. That a'way to badingo it up with the badango.
3. I can't believe he badingoed it up with the badango, badala-ringo-rango!

by jDogg February 25, 2005