A Badingding is an adult woman who follows minor celebrities around the world. All badingdings are obese and hate anyone under 16. Has a neandrathal type of approach and can be won over with food.
Girl 1: Whoa, have you seen that badingding?! Size of her!
Girl 2: Yeah! She's been waiting there all day just to see some reality show reject haha!
When a peice of bling snags, knocks, bumps or otherwise dings you or your partner.
I have a hugeRolex that dinged my girlfriends funny bone once - she didnt laugh.
"Damnboy! You been dancin so hard, that zirconia encrusted dollar sign has blingding'd a rut in your chest!"
2. n. a word that can be interchanged with any inappropriate word for those of us who can't say "penis" or "vagina" and feel the need to replace it with childish terms such as badingdong or hibbity dibbity
teacher: billy, did you do your homework?
billy: ughhh badingdong... that was due today??
joe: so sarah... I think its time we let our badingdongs meet each other.