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balls

plural of the word ball, an spherical object used for play
hey look over there, there are balls. a basketball, football, and a tennis ball
by Jacob Twertz January 7, 2007
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5 things you can do with balls...
1. Suck on them
2. Play with them (pocket pool)
3. Throw them
4. Cut them off (not recommended)
5. Make them bigger (plastic surgery)
by DudeIEditStuff January 19, 2017
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Round, spherical objects that people play with in sports and other games.
Bob: Hey Dick, wanna play with my balls?
Dick: Sure, I have balls too. You wanna play with my balls?
by YouOnKazoo22 July 1, 2018
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Within the sport of tennis, the term hitting refers to the general action of the sport, for example, serving, volleying, playing rallies, etc, using tennis balls. Using this idea of “hitting balls” or the “action of hitting” within tennis connects to the knowledge of the dirty minded. For example, within the specific high school, year 2024 have commence into freshmen year, also inhabiting what is known as a dirty or an inappropriate mind rather. In sense, connecting the term balls, regarding tennis, with freshmen results in jokes made, that avoid the concept of even tennis and refer to male genitalia. During specific days, when in the action of hitting during tennis and when you are done, you will be asked to pick up the tennis balls by the coach, this results in the freshmen to help you pick up the balls and bring along jokes with it such as, “hey bro wanna put my balls in your hopper?,” “look at the amount of balls I’m holding,” “stop touching my balls,” and many more, these have led to traumatic stress while playing tennis I think I’m gay ngl now like wtf, these instances should be confirmed illegal, it will initiate one’s gay, and make them gay, the more gay talk there is, which in the end is gay, these events have led to the downfall of Genghis Khan.
Bro the freshmen are talking about balls again
Stop talking about balls
by Booti banditaids March 16, 2021
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adj. meaning extremely, or incredibly

used to emphasize extremes in a situation
it is balls cold outside!

that bitch's vag was balls dirty! i told her to put her pants back on and dont sit on my furniture.

I was balls wasted and tried picking up my physics teacher at the bar not even realizing it!

those twins look balls alike. i say "you want ice cream cone?" they BOTH say yes.
by Amy Christ March 5, 2008
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1. A man's testicles, sperm gets made there
2. Courage
3. Something you yell out for no reason

Original meaning that seems to have been erased from existence: A small, spherical object used for sports
1. Jane kicked Jeff in the balls really hard.
2. He didn't have the balls to jump out the helicopter.
3. Random guy 1: "BALLS!"
Random guy 2: "....The hell is wrong with you?"
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Nickname of an elderly fellow employee given because of his testicular size and ability to stand up for his opinions.
I'm glad Balls is on the insurance committee...he won't take any crap from anyone!

Balls is gonna need surgery on his left nut...it's pretty swollen.
by Chuck Butler October 27, 2008
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