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a nickname for master splinter a boy whos a rat and trains four turtles
Stranger: So where do you live bruno?
Master Splinter: in the sewer with my sons
Bruno by bigfagbitch December 2, 2019
A Bruno is a huge dog who seems scary, but is really just a big teddy bear. This can also be used to refer to a human.
“What a scary dog!”
Don’t worry, he’s Bruno.”
Bruno by highlowtide December 10, 2019
Bruno, the most gullible person you will ever meet. He will do anything even draw a penis on the science lap desks.
Shane: Draw a penis on the science lap desk
Bruno: Ok
Bruno by BRunomentOr March 12, 2020
Bruno is a weird guy he has a lot of pain in his heart but will never show it off, he is a bit shy, but in the cute way!!! He is very good looking! He enjoys listening to music, he never opens up to anyone because he fears they’ll betray him or laugh at him, loves traveling, he’s soulmate is and will forever be a Valentina or a Ivana , Bruno has a small dick!!!!!! but don’t worry your soulmate weather it’s Valentina or ivana will love you anyway. The only person that really likes him because of the person who he is is Valentina or Ivana the other ones just like him because of convenience ( he’ll notice once he starts giving Ivana or Valentina the chance to know each other better)
Bruno loves Valentina
Bruno always makes plans at last minute
Bruno is really mean
Bruno by Ana la goddess July 22, 2020
The act of simping for anyone with a face, under 5 foot
ew, that guys doing a Bruno, someone call the police
Bruno by Poggers73 October 15, 2020
A milf with huge milkers that create zippers out of thin air. Bruno is one of the hottest people you’ll ever meet.
OMG she’s such a Bruno!”

“Ikr!!!”