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Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5

It's like nothing you've ever seen. It's nothing you've ever wanted to see! It's Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5!

We've ensured nothing can be more emotionally disturbing than this game. This game is full of so much explicit content it's been rated J.O. JESUS ONLY. And you thought Gears of Halo Theft Auto 4 was bad.

4 Different Professions:
-Crazy Crack Dealer
-Bloodthirsty Pimp
-Corrupt Politician
-Drunk Serial Killer

This sandbox game lets you do anything, and we mean anything! What other game can you beat your dog into a coma, take a dump in a urinal, and have unrestrained shameless sex with your bosses mother? Nothing! That's right, Jimmy!
"Reserve your copy of Gears of Halo Theft Auto 5 today!"
by crazycrackdealer March 1, 2010
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Auto Fap

you auto fap
check out the definition for "Auto Cum" because these are the same thing essentially
leyang: time to auto fap!
also leyang: watches furry porn
leyang: :confounded:
by i hate zero two May 6, 2021
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Janssen Auto Group

Straight up foos out in the ghetto sellin overpriced cars and shi. They’re white but the way they be scammin you, you’d think they’re brown with a funny accent. If you want the best bang fo ya buck, I’d suggest you hed on over to spady’s new and used cars.
by Pt Cruiser Hater July 11, 2021
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Auto-Tune

A software program created for those who have absolutely no musical talent whatsoever, used by idiots who wouldn't know what real music was, even if it kicked them in the head repeatedly. Also applies to someone who believes music that relies on this technology is actual music, even though they are uneducated as to what real music takes to make.
"Did you hear (insert untalented "artists" name here, usually an egotistical rap "artist" who has no IDEA what music is)'s new "song"? He can't sing, so he relies on Auto-Tune to make him feel better about himself".
by WolfBlade68 June 21, 2013
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grand theft auto III

2001 PS2 game of the year
by Anonymous October 26, 2003
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Auto-Tune

The program that killed hip-hop. The program basically lets artists talk and auto-tune does the rest. Also has let many singers rise up in the industry when they have no talent.
"Y'all niggas singin too much, get back to rap ya T-Painin too much"- Jay-z- Death of Auto-Tune
by DOA=death-of-auto-tune February 17, 2010
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Auto-Flirting

The act of flirting between two motorists and or passengers between two cars, while in the act of driving.
Stephen was auto-flirting with the girls in the next car over.
by Fowlkon June 3, 2010
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