A beautiful dialect originally brought to the UK by Australian immigrants. The dialect contains a pinch of Australian, British, and a hint of Cockney. Much of Austrishny's heritage and cultural evidence has been lost due to a terrible forest fire that wiped out the colony of immigrants in the UK centuries ago. Today there are only 2 known individuals who speak the beautiful native tongue, Jesse Michels and Stephanie Hansen. They were able to revive the angelic dialect and speak fluently in Austrishny in efforts to respect and honor the lost culture of the Austrishny.
"Wow you have a beautiful accent what is that angelic dialect called?"
"Why thank you, its Austrishny my friend."
"Why thank you, its Austrishny my friend."
by JessetheGenius March 29, 2010
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Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
Like any effective air strike, the Austrian Napalm Strike relies heavily upon communication, timing and accuracy. To assure success requires three willing parties although it can be achieved with a third unwitting party.
One member of the party sits, with buttocks exposed to the cold Austrian breeze, on a window sill a minimum of one floor above street level while another willing participant performs fellatio. Just as orgasm is reached the first member of the pair takes a massive dump out the window.
The third participant, reclining in a deck chair with their hairy chest exposed, then receives the splattering dump of faecal matter followed closely by the jizz spat from the mouth of the fellator.
*Reclining shirtless in a lawn chair*
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
Kane: “OK guys I’m ready for your Austrian Napalm Strike”
*Sitting on window sill*
Matt: “Thank god, I’ve been holding this dump in for ages and my balls are blue, get to it Dan.”
…
Matt: “OK Dan I’m about to blow, get ready to hot-potato my napalm onto Kane while take a shit”
Kane: “awwww yeah…”
by Jeff Da Maori Ow October 10, 2013
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by AlienBabe19 May 29, 2015
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Donald Trump would kill to have Ivanka give him an Austrian Street Sweeper, but he'd be better off asking R-Kelly.
by ReasonablePrudentPerson November 16, 2016
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Asteria: yea i got it!
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Asteria: Yesh hello hehe
Person: can i get loyalty 1
Asteria: yea i got it!
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Making everyone think that Hitler was German
Making everyone think that Germany started WWI
Yodeling
Making everyone think that Hitler was German
Making everyone think that Germany started WWI
Yodeling
by Error 666 June 26, 2023
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Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.
One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.
The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.
Because of their athletic prowess and sheer strength of leg, occasional they are run in races with smaller men affixed to their backs.
One was able to run in a gubernatorial race and won. He has since resigned his position as governor of California and returned to Hollywood.
The Austrich has a strange and bewildering affinity for Wiener Schnitzel.
Austrich meat, while gamey in taste, seems to be popular with South Americans working in the domestic service industry.
by theletterB August 4, 2011
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