Assum

Short term for “or something”

Jay: soo what you doin today
Kya: nun u can come ova assum

by Deffo.zi July 7, 2022

assuming is bad you should never assume

anytime someone assumes

“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain”
“Assuming is bad you should never assume”
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”

by YourSmallWiener October 16, 2022

Assumance

better word than assumption. Assumance is very much correct. Use to descirbe people who assume a lot (jazzy)

I’ll take your assumance over a guess

by grilledchessy September 25, 2022

Assumers

Assholes consuming rumors

I don’t like Assumers, they never want info directly from the source.

by GJeezz May 25, 2022

Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something

You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.

by atomie November 3, 2022

assum

or something

*ignored the whole day
“hey you mad at me assum?”

by pussyeater27 December 11, 2023

Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.

Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!

by CP/AC November 23, 2023