“Hey man it’s probably gonna rain
Assuming is bad you should never assume
“Oh sorry man do you forgive me?”
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Life Assumer

A life assumer assumes everything you do is about him or her.
I was having sex with my girlfriend, and my gay roommate, who is a life assumer, said, "You're not enjoying that; you're just doing that to make fun of me."
by Jack Daniels 2011 October 25, 2011
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Assume

Welp...
Hym "I'm just going to assume that if I was giving away people's likeness someone would have brought it up and I'm just going to keep doing what I'm doing."
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A term coined by Gary J Redmond meaning I will certainly not be there but will let you know that an hour before.
Would you like to go for pints on Thursday? We did Thursday to suit you.
Oh sweet, Assuming I’m not in London I’m there!
by CP/AC November 23, 2023
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what happens when you assume

you make an ass of Ume
Person 1: Well, I assumed, ok?!
Person 2: You know what happens when you assume...
Person 2: You make an ass out of U and me.
Person 3: Why you gotta be so mean to Ume??
Person 1: Shut the FUC
by unipen January 02, 2023
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assumation

An assumation is when you accuse someone of something, w/o knowing if its a fact
stop making assumations about him, you've never talked to him before
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Assumation

Assumation means when someone says something about something and they don’t know if it’s true or false. Aka when someone assumes something
You’re always making assumations about her, you don’t even know her.
by atomie November 03, 2022
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