asshole

The opening where excretion exits.

Her asshole was split as the turds popped out.

by HelloJoeJoltinmieser July 14, 2009

asshole

A manwhore who doesn't take into account other people's feelings when he satisfies his own urges.

Noel is a major asshole.

by NARS May 4, 2007

asshole

a man who ignores, pretends to treat his gf good, and is shocked when finds out his gf actually did cheat on him b/c of the anger he cause her, and then makes a big scene then goes and does the same thing and thinks its fine...

makes cry, hits things and yells at her, and doesn't think he has a problem

they say there's love but is there?

by nfg May 10, 2005

asshole

your current husband

The asshole's wife couldn't stop him from pooping on the toliet seat

by mp_thug_for_life_yo October 28, 2006

asshole

Any male member of the Bush Family. Also can be used as "Dumb Asshole."

Dubya was tired of being called an Asshole so he said to the media, "Bring it on......" *Clint Eastwood western music....*

by Samuel Macon May 30, 2006

asshole

Where many people like to stick it in a girl.

I fucked her up her ass.

by WaSSuP November 17, 2003

asshole

Is the more extreme definition of jerk, which is just a polite way of calling someone an asshole. If you actually have to use the word asshole to describe someone, instead of jerk, then that person is, by definition, pond scum.

1. Josh is such a jerk. He uses girls as plays things. When he finishes he tosses them away like day old garbage.

2. Edward is such an asshole. He manipulates girls by posing as a nice guy to win them over. When he has them where he wants them he turns off the school boy charm and turns on his true asshole nature, treating girls like they're just another notch on the ol' bed post!

by pinkyharpo May 7, 2009