asshammer

verb: The act of hitting a woman in the anus with a ball pin hammer, so as to tighten it to the point of puckering, prior to inserting your penis into said anus.

noun: A ball pin hammer used to preform the aforementioned act.

Katie and I got back from our date last night and were feeling rather frisky. So, I pulled up her dress and pulled down her undergarments and picked up my asshammer off the nightstand. With one mighty swing, one powerful thrust, and 3 pints of blood later, Katie had been asshammered.

by Jack the Hammer June 11, 2009

asskickery

The art of kicking ass

"Its time for me to promote the asskickery"

by CaptainCool February 19, 2007

asslicker

Asslicker: Derives from the latin word: "Gayus" they are often obsessed with licking ass and often forget that they are gay. Also a white person trying to be black eg: "look at that guy over there, He is such a asslicker!" "I know yeah, He looks like eminem, what a asslicker"
Also teachers pets. Or a word to bag people with/undercover cops

Gay Guy:"Stop Protesting Gay Marriage!"
Nathan:"Shutup Asslicker"

Asslicker:"Yo yo yo yo im black and proud! Im a homie G Nigga!"
Nathan: "Shut the fuck up you stupid asslicker"

Girl with apple:"Here you go teacher! I wub you!"
Nathan:"Stop licking ass, you asslicking piece of shit your just a asslicker your so far up your teachers ass you got shit on your tongue asslicker!"
Teacher:"Yeah you asslicker stupid bitch your apples are shit"

Nathan:"hahah look at that asslicker over there, he drives a cop car what a asslicker!"

by Nathan From Werribee October 16, 2008

assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.

My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.

by KyERnurse August 31, 2009

Assheckler

Someone who is really into anything anal related and refuses to stop heckling his/her partner for unfettered access to the backdoor.

Dick: "Come on, girl just let me have a piece of that sweet ass--it's so perfect!!"
Jane: "Don't touch my booty, it's not the thing to do."
Dick: "Just let me get in there a little bit, girl. We can go slow."
Jane: "Back off, you damned Assheckler!!!"

by El Dollar March 29, 2015

assbackards

synonym and alternate pronunciation for: ass backwards

He looked up assbackards on urban dictionary and some kind bloke had added a redirect to ass backwards for him.

by Mart2038 May 21, 2015

asscracker

A black male wanting attention to his ass from a White man.

Damn that nigger is a asscracker.

by Codtank123 October 5, 2016