Absextion

A combination of Objection , Exception, and Ali.

As in: Ali is confused, there is no Absextion!

Synonyms: Final. Perminent, unargueable.

Antonyms: Catcceptiance- A combination of Acceptance, Compliance, and Cat

"There is no Absextion to the rules, it may be facual it may be true"

by Ali February 12, 2004

Asstion

The process of a boy grabbing a girls ass or vice versa

Matt: Yo Noah, how's the girl
Noah: She's awesome, i've been getting a ton of asstion from her

by ngropper11 April 21, 2010

Assertisement

When one advertises their ass to everyone.

"Look Doug, Mary is bending over again! That is good assertisement."

by AlexMPiatt December 7, 2011

assition

When you're in the position behind a girl with an amazing ass.

Guy 1 on cellphone- "Dude, this is a great assition."
"I wish I was there man." -Guy 2 on cellphone

by Dr. Ass September 28, 2013

assitional

assitional: (as • si′• tion • alˊ) Contemporary Am. Eng.; adj.
1. to change seating placement or sitting position; 2. to adjust a seat so one may sit one’s ass down properly

1. Examples: She made a small assitional movement to better conceal her tattoo from public view.; His bum felt much more comfortable after his assitional maneuver.; 2. Example: He gave the chair an assitional turn so his fat buttocks could fit in it more easily.

by B'Doggy-O May 9, 2014

assumtions

For people who don’t know how to spell Assumptions.

Naomii made too many assumtions this week.

by Assumtion February 20, 2018

assetone

A semi-caustic fluid that you apply to your butt-cheeks to help firm and sculpt it into more shapely contours.

I prefer not to have my posterior feel like it's on fire, so I guess Ell Passo on da assetone and just resign myself to having a somewhat saggy/bulgy butt, thank you very much!

by QuacksO December 5, 2018