asscapade

An escapade but involving people who are general asses. Escapades are cool, but the presence of asses turns it into an asscapade, which is decidedly not cool. Note that normally cool people can turn into asses when drinking, thus making any outing an asscapade.

Sharon:I was going to go to movies, but with Bob and Dylan there its going to be a total asscapade

by Caitie D March 19, 2008

asscapades

When a man is homosexual and is in the company of sympathizing, like sexual preferenced friends.

Look at those guys, they are staring in the asscapades.

by Beau Swaims July 6, 2006

asscaptain

1. One who deems it necessary to boss people around for the sake of shameless self-amusement.
2. One who seeks ass of any kind.
3. One who captains the ass.

Brad should stop telling me what to do, I'm sick of him being an asscaptain.

by Matt Heston September 1, 2008

Asscape

1. A completely useless object

2. An idiotic person

1. Man 1: Hey guys! Check out this pet rock I found.

Man 2: Put that asscape away. No one cares.

2. Man 1: I can't believe I just spilled my drink while talking to that hot chick.

Man 2: Yeah. Smooth move asscape.

by Dub C. December 20, 2008

asscapades

The act of being a gay man.

Jeff Gordon has the lead role in the asscapades.

by Chickie Chick-Chick July 30, 2006

asscap

a baseball cap that you wear almost all the time 24/7, and almost every time you wear it, it always makes you look and act like an ass.

Donald Trump has this ugly red "Make America Great Again" caps, which is basically an asscap.

by RealityTVGuide July 27, 2017

Asscapper 3000

A tiny pistol placed in ones asshole as a self protection purcaution.

To use the Asscapper 3000

1. Pull pants down

2. Assume crab position

3. Clap ass cheeks to fire

Haley survived being mugged thanks to the Asscapper 3000

by Spoodz February 6, 2020