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auspicious

Promising good fortune; propitious.
The news that a team of British climbers had reached the summit of Everest seemed an auspicious sign for the reign of newly crowned Queen Elizabeth II.
by LarstaiT November 10, 2003
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Aspie

A superior being, while deficient in chaotic morasses such as small-talk, inferior double-standard-laden customs and values trumpeted by Neurotypicals, and deciphering Neurotypical body-language, more than makes up for it with a sharp, penetrating mind that is highly adept at developing an intense focus on a subject giving them a near-savant level of proficiency, an inborn sense of principles that allows them to develop practically consistent characteristics and values, and an ability to reason independently, reducing their susceptibility to dogma, acceptance of groundless assertions, and the hazards of groupthink.
The eccentric man with the encyclopaedic knowledge, monotone voice, and static facial expression must be an Aspie.
by Magnus Odious November 6, 2008
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ASAIC

Instead of saying ASAP, u can say ASAIC(Which means "As soon as I can". =) (I know I just made it up but it helps!!!)
If ur talkin 2 anyone u know...especially ur boyfriend(Girls- Like if he gets worried about yall) Or guys( Same thing about ur girlfriends)
1) "Hey baby! I will be there ASAIC"

2) Ok! I will do the work ASAIC!
by CrazedWWEFAN!! October 12, 2008
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astic

another word to describe someone as being a spaztic
yo man u astic
by jay sean June 17, 2004
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ASPCA face

Pronounced 'as-pah' face (with a silent 'C', because that stinking extra consonant makes it flow all wrong n' stuff.)

A sad faced animal often seen on ASPCA Commercials (American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals) to induce pity and encourage mass donations of money.

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The expression seen in many bars/clubs/other social establishments on the face of men after being harshly shot down whilst picking up women.

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The sad look on children's faces when they don't get their way.

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The expression seen on guys' faces whilst attempting to solicit sex using a guilt-trip scenario.

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The expression on women's faces for just about anything under the sun when it's not the way they *perfectly* envisioned it.
I hate it when they put those ASPCA-faced puppies on TV. I feel like crying and adopting all 34509435034534534095 of them!!!

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Dude, what did she say to you? You have a total ASPCA face going on!! She must have been harsh!

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tell your kids to wipe that aspa face off, you're NOT going to Disney Land, you're going to your room! NOW!!!

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Don't give me that ASPCA face, I don't care if you're going to die a virgin!!!

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How could you have that ASPCA-face on, you knew he still lived with his parents!!
by The Vaginacological Society January 8, 2011
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asspickle

Just another name for a turd.
by Mr. Bubblehead March 22, 2005
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Aspisstuation Station

A urinal, a restroom, an aspisstuary
"I'm apisstuated, therefore I'm going to go the aspisstuation station."
by ArKiver January 12, 2008
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