asparagus

underwater purple cow with a huge boner that helps it move around

look! the store sells asparagus

by cool A October 18, 2019

Asparagus

The act of being absent

"My conscience is asparagus today"

by Woopdeedoo! October 21, 2012

asparshit

That shitty feeling in the back of your throat after you drink diet soda (with aspartame(fake sugar) in it. The feeling is all the shitty fake sugar clinging to your throat. It feels nasty and that is another reason why not to drink diet soda.

Man, i got a bad case of asparshit, why did I drink that shitty shitty diet soda?

by beattie April 12, 2005

asparapuss

having your girl eat asparagus hours before you go down on her, resulting in a funky smelling AND tasting vagina

We had asparagus for dinner and afterwards, I went down on her and she had asparapuss.

by darthdano February 24, 2009

Aspartame

(Or E951) Is a sugar substitute, also classified as an "excitotoxin", found mainly in tea sweeteners such as Equal/Nutrasweet, diet drinks and sugar free products. Aspartame consists of 50% aspartic acid, 40% phenylalanine and 10% methanol.

Aspartame is known to be a very dangerous substance as many people have been complaining of over 92 different health side-effects after consuming it. Short term side-effects include headaches/migraines, dizziness, difficulty thinking and nausea, whereas long-term consuption of it has been known to cause diseases such as fibromyalgia, multiple sclerosis, blindness and brain tumours.

During digestion, the methanol breaks down into formaldehyde and formic acid which is then absorbed into the bloodstream. These two substances have the potential to break down the blood-brain barrier and destroy neurons and brain cells. Aspartic acid and phenylalanine are actually utilized by our bodies in small doses, but in high amounts, they are neurotoxic.

Diet coke drinker: "Here, u shud try sum of this, its shugger free!" 8^D

Aware individual: "Oh God no thanks, that contains aspartame, I'd keep well clear of that if I were you!"

Diet coke drinker: "lol, wots tha?" :S

by Gik130 July 3, 2009

Asparagoseph

A term used to describe someone who is both a connoisseur of fine asparagus, and goat cheeses.

"Jesus Christ, dude! what kind of nerd would devote their life to becoming an asparagoseph?"

by Manza Zhubesh January 21, 2010

Asparapiss

N: Urine that has the unmistakable smell of that is the indicator that one has consumed asparagus.

V: The act of urinating and filling the room with the smell that is produced in urine when one consumes asparagus.

I really need to spray my bathroom when I take an asparapiss. The smell makes me want to barf.

by StankyPee December 9, 2012