Ask.fm

A place where perverted old men can anonymously ask teenage girls about their feet and beg for foot pictures.

I don't go to Ask.fm anymore because guys just ask me if they can lick my feet.

Ask.fm by Starz180 May 16, 2014

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes 

April 20th ask your crush out if they dont say yes than that's your luck 🥵

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes.

Ask your crush out and they have to say yes by Ajay ajay April 18, 2019

Ask Jeeves 

A search engine used for looking up information on the internet. Unfortunetly, Jeeves is not as good as Google, you can never get a straight answer out of this balding man that looks fairly sexy in his Halloween costume.

Little Merle: I typed in "Russian Goods and Services" and all I got were mail orded brides. Hmm, that one looks pretty decent, actually...Where is all the real information that real people need?!
Little Alvin: Try Google, it's way better!

Ask Jeeves by THE ALL KNOWING AMY May 7, 2004

Ask ya mamma 

A form of tricking a person into a false belief.
•synonyms = psych

Jason; Hey Alex, do you want a ride to school? Alex; Yeah sure. Jason; Ask ya mamma. Jason then drives off with no intention of ever giving Alex a ride.

Ask ya mamma by Ahkmees January 27, 2009

Ask.fm War 

An Ask.fm War is when a person goes on anonymous; people who often do this are called 'anon'. And anon starts shit on a person's account causing a fight between anon and the person with the ask account. In some cases it can get so bad that people that are friends with the person being attacked on ask can take their side and argue with anon, causing an All-out war.

Anon: Ur a pussy bitch and you fucked your dog

Random Person With Ask Account: Um no I didn't actually, stop trying to start an ask.fm war with me.

Ask.fm War by ShutUpBitchBam April 25, 2014

ask me out boots 

High heeled boots that sexy but not as high, pointy, or sugguestive as "Fuck Me Boots". They fall between "Fuck Me Boots" and "Leave me alone Boots" often worn by construction workers and lesbians.

Kevin: Amy has her ask me out boots on again, she looks hot today.

David: Yeah, they are hot but nothing like Mandie's fuck me boots.

ask me out boots by jamison313 December 28, 2007

ask for it 

to behave in a way that invites trouble

You ask for it with your attitude about the game.

ask for it by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2008