Arranging

The subtle art of arranging for two people to meet at the same place in the hope that they will begin a romantic relationship.

"So, I hear they're having a Picasso exhibition at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Sandra

"So, I hear there's gonna be a bunch of naked women paintings at the Art Gallery" - John
"OMG! I MUST GO!" - Chris

"Lolz, I am arranging them." - John

by SauronSeesYou November 29, 2011

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Araragi

Koyomi Araragi (also know as Arararagi, Atatagi, Koyomi Onii-chan, Araragi-san, etc) is the principal character of the great anime “Monogatari Series” written by the indiscutible genius Nisio Isin.

1.Saying I’d someone that is one of the best anime protagonists of history.
2.Someone that has the ability of in-mortality.

3.Someone that brush happily his/her sister’s teeth.
4. Someone that is a pedophile but not really, because he is also underage.
5.Someone that has “good” muscles but don’t presume of that.

1. Look at Light Yagami, he is definitely an Araragi.
2. He is still alive because he is an Araragi.
3. That Araragi already brush his sister’s teeth.
4. A bit more time and that Araragi will be in prision.
5. I wonder if he results to be an Araragi.

by Oniudra_clave February 11, 2022

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financial armageddon

The END! PANIC! FEAR! RUN! SCREAM! when the stock markets collapse, money loss, business breaks, suicide levels go up, a lot of businessmen jumping off tall skyscrapers,FAT CATS get killed by the dogs. Wall street in 1929 but 1000x worse. expect riots, poverty & war. It's the end of the world!! (Financial) REPENT YOUR CREDIT BILLS!!!

CNN : The finanical world has reached financial Armageddon... RUN FOR YOUR LIFES!!!

Poor man outside TV store : oww that used to be my job till this morning. :'(

Barack Obama : Yes! now i can steal money from the federal reserve & claim it was money lost in financial armageddon. :)

David Cameron : fuck sake! my first day after becoming in power after the election & this happens :(

Random Guy on Empire State Building : Forget that 2012 bollocks.. ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOW MY FRIENDS!!!! REPENT!!!! *Jumps off*

Kim Jong-Il : POWER HAS CAME TO THE GLORIOUS NATION OF NORTH KOREA! THE WESTERN PIGS WILL BEG FOR NORTH KOREA GREATNESS! WE ARE VICTORIOUS! FINANCIAL ARMAEGEDDON CAME EARLY!

Aliens from space : bollocks! i wanted to invade this pity planet & there in financial armegaddon now, whats the point :(

Random guy : whats all the fuss about? :S

Hamsters : i knew this was coming. afterwards we shall rule the world! HAHAHA

by hegstar1 November 25, 2009

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Watching Armageddon

A literal snore...
A movie that you put on (usually at a friend or families house) because the trailer looked cool.

But, geez...is it so long. Make sure you are on psych by mean lady Ellen degenerous.

By the “climax” be sure to feel that the movie is over. Yet...there is still an hour and a half yet

Person 1: Can I pick you up?
Person 2: Don’t! Animal crackers might fall out...like watching Armageddon

by Patch Adams Part 1 September 12, 2020

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arran

the name of a literal idiot. but in a cute way.

potato: hehe i hate/ love arran

by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019

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Arran

Arran is cunning,smart,adventurous and handsome.This is a man that can practically read your mined he can get you to do what he wants when he wants. He knows when your lying and can make people think his way. He is a great leader he will defend himself,friends,family and even strangers. Hes a ladies man he flirts with everyone flirting is his addiction he cant stop its natural for him although sometimes hes looked at as a player. Hes experienced a lot in his life so a lot of people go to him for help.This man is an amazing athlete with a huge penis ranging from 8 to 14 in.

Our group leader is so hot! Do you see that Bulge? Yeah his name must be Arran!

by Facebook Stocker February 26, 2012

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